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**** me League 1 is absolute horseshite if a tinpot pub team like the SAGS can be thinking about the playoffs.

We'd have had it won in November if we were in it with our L1 winning side.

Let them get there and lose in the Final then we can have a night at Chasers with our new hero, sad *******, 17 years, god that must hurt!

On ‎12‎/‎02‎/‎2018 at 16:15, Vincent Vega said:

I'd actually like if they snuck up via the play offs, we know how brutal this league is and that's with a genuine billionaire owner. The level of investment for the dog botherers could well see them relegated with a record low points total......

I've just checked on that and it seems that Blackpool have the record of 26 points 2014/2015.

The SAGS wouldn't get anymore than 10 points and it would be fooking hilarious to watch them get smashed every week 

27 minutes ago, kevinmabbuttshair said:

If the phrase, sad gashed bastard, was ever summed up, check out this beauty from gashes.org

 

Gregory Stevens about an hour ago

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Urgh - the MOST annoying thing I have witnessed on media and social media is....

When they beat Man U and played Man City, the press and other clubs fan pages started really churning out the “rags to riches, local club dun good” line.

Now, this is because a lot of people confuse us with them. They see Bristol and think “poor, lowly football club”

City could NEVER be described as a skint, small club. They’ve had a revolving door of monied investors.

I had to correct a journalist I got into an argument with online who said “yeah, but a few years ago they were down and out at the bottom of the football league pyramid”

So, our grief and relegation is now creating a false narrative of their rags to riches story. I had to point out multiple times their owner is a billionaire financial advisor, who has piled £100M plus change over more than 10 years. They are the opposite to a plucky, upstart club. They are money football on a stick. They’ve not even been in existence technically for 40 years and their gates were about 12k when they didn’t have a money hose, and the majority of their support are part time fans who turn up when they’re winning - look at the away support for an idea of how big they’d be without millions of pounds of investment.

I tried to explain that WE were the ones chucked out to bath, but consistently beat them leading to their fan base to commit some pretty horrific acts on us. I had to show them how getting a draw at Ashton Gate meant physical assault on PLAYERS, never mind fans. Why? Because WE were the little club and they felt they were the big team, and couldn’t handle us upstairs beating them. 

Also, the “rags to riches” team put in a bid at the exact level of our release clause for our best player when it looked like we had a chance of overtaking them. Alleged dodgy contract dealings and financial clout to sabotage their rivals - poor, rags to riches club.

Read more: http://gasheads.org/thread/7049/city-bias-bbc-points-west?page=3#ixzz55OIQEIfk

This is what happens to your brain after you've been sniffing WD40 for the last 17 years

3 minutes ago, RedRaw said:

Indeed, and it was quite a den of iniquity...........allegedly

So how many times did you have to knock on the door to get in?

1 hour ago, RedRaw said:

Well, no....yes.....maybe

It's a tattoo parlour run by the husband of Cathy Barry...........

Ah, Cathy, one of our own, who believe it or not lives in **** road

2 hours ago, Fiale said:

 

 

They just don;t get it. It's like their hero Windass, they think one goal somehow cancels out the amazing season we had, that somehow all the memories, expectations, hope somehow just vanish because of one game. Man blues could put 10 past us, but would I rather have our season or Rovers ? Am I happy - yes, hopeful - yes, having great fun - yes,  watching some great football - yes. A drubbing won't change that, our poor deluded gas rivals, competition, fools.

This is so so true. It's like going on the most amazing world holiday but you break your ankle on the last day. Would you then forget about the holiday because you broke your ankle, like **** would you.

It could happen again this season and we get to the playoffs, get to the final, and lose again. Then the SAGS will have another hero to worship as they have nothing going on at their tinpot club to worship, (they never will) so they have to worship our failures just to have some happiness in their sad, bitter, jealous, unfulfilling lives, bless their little cotton socks watching Matty Taylor putting in that cross for Korey when they were watching hoping we got smashed. - Still going to watch on Tuesday bellends when we have just as much fans in the away end that you get in your dump all in

If we lose 1 nil or 8 nil who cares, the inner rage, high blood pressure, and reds faces that the SAGS have makes us playing Man City all the more enjoyable than it is already.

The thing is, if you've had a boil on your arse for the last 17 years, even if you have it cut off, you'll always have the scar. The way things are going it looks like the boil will be there for may years to come. Mind the gap especially if that's where your boil is located.

13 minutes ago, RumRed said:

Gaschat? Not really a credible source.

Let's be honest if we got £450K for Locks we could probably get in a decent Div 1 CB for half that figure and then spend the other half getting in a decent CH. 

My sides are hurting

1 hour ago, cityloyal473 said:

Huge following for the Sags today

**** me, I had more at my summer BBQ.

1 hour ago, Red Right Hand said:

He does look as if his sister is in the footwell orally pleasuring him.

Could be, but I think it may be Henbury Gas down there, and how the frig are those glasses staying on his bell-end head.

The sooner they go bust and disappear up there own deluded arses the better. It's good fun ripping the piss out of them but they are like some annoying wasp that needs to be put out of it's sad existence for good. The 2 bell-end Sags at work were cracking each other off today saying that they can still make the playoffs  Can you really put Bristol Rovers and the Championship in the same sentence, (ok I just did) but it would be ******* embarrassing if they ever fluked it, but a very funny painful slow death seeing them getting battered week in week out.  

7 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said:

Not content with Racism, Violence and Animal Cruelty, Bristol Rovers now appear to be resorting to offering child slavery / grooming at the Mem this Christmas....

Bristol Rovers are offering Gasheads a little extra this Christmas as they have announced a 'kids for a quid' offer for the home match with Doncaster Rovers on December 23.

Knowing how ******* thick the SAG parents are, 500 little sag shites will turn up with the old pound coin

29 minutes ago, BCFC11 said:

What a bunch of idiots 

https://twitter.com/TheRealCasuals_/status/935122968623099906

Are these Bellends for real. Lets play pass the brain cell. They look like those Richard Heads who ran on the pitch at Wycombe when they thought they were safe  They must work in abattoirs, or sit there putting the Jam in Doughnuts. Part of me would like anything Bristol Rovers to be removed from History and for the ****-ers to go bust, but when I see things like this maybe just back to non-league so the comedy can continue.

14 hours ago, Chris said:

Every single interview I’ve read with him, there’s been a massive elephant in the room. 

I've heard that Darrell want's the elephant replaced with this fella;

You can all thank me for that goal. I was just thinking how much better my curry tonight (washed down with some Weston Vintage) would taste and up popped the goal, so all together now THANKS 

1 hour ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

They think they'd get over 45k crowds in the premier league???!!!!!!! Oh dear, I just spat out my Sauvignon Blanc and laffed loud for (ironically) about 45 seconds! They've never got anywhere near a crowd like that in their history, their record crowd is 38k, which is decent, but that was 57 years ago! The world has changed....they struggle to get 8k or 9k now and they think we are deluded?! As soneone said above, I don't know any City fan who thinks we'd get 45k plus in the Prem....for what it's worth I think we'd average around 24.5k in the Prem....

Shame on you BS4 for drinking such common muck, I'm on the chateau du pape blackthorn 2017 tonight

12 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said:

A Poem by Obsessed Gas who hates the shit.....

 

Everybody's talking bout the shitheads

Everybody's talking bout gurt Teds

No mention of the faithful n true

It's all about 82

Nuffink about the Gas

Just the team that lost to Dean Windass 

And to top it all off FFS

They're all raving about the Snake

What a laugh when they lost against Leeds

But now everyone's talking about the Sheeds

They'll go on about it too for months

******* shithead *****!

 

the bellend

Fixed that for you

38 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said:

Just watched the highlights. Defending was poor. Now popping over to Asschat for even more hilarity. Must get myself a login for that forum, but guess I would get myself banned fairly quickly, especially if I use wendyredredrobin.  Can anyone suggest a better username?

How about.......... Henbury Electric

How bad must Northampton be to be losing at home to these tinpot bellends. 

I have a SAG at work who reckons they are going to get promoted this year, imagine that, Played 46, Lost 46  

19 hours ago, Sir Colby-Tit said:

I've suffered the Gas hospitality package. A few years back I was invited by a client, and couldn't really refuse. 

The meal was absolutely atrocious. The veg was of the diced, frozen variety and was served cold. 

Halfway through the "meal" all the lights went out in the hospitality area, the reason for which I assumed was someone forgetting to put 50p in the meter. 

The only highlight was having a pint in the Wellington pre match, which felt like I was on some sort of dangerous spy mission. 

The sort of pub where you wipe your feet on the way out.

On ‎20‎/‎09‎/‎2017 at 08:28, Tinmans Love Child said:

Not as pathetic as less than 8000 for an important home fixture surely?

"Give back what all gas supporters deserve"

You're having a ******* bubble bath you dckhead. No SAG deserves **** all expect continued misery in your sad pathetic lives. You chose to be a blue bellend so you get all that you deserve which is conference football, for a conference team, who play run around a bit in a conference stadium. To top it all off you've been in our shadows for 17 years and that is in-bedded in your sad souls, and always will be whatever happens. Your biggest transfer ever was £370,000 which is all you need to know about how ******* shite you really are. The sooner you **** off back to the conference the better, saying that, the sooner you go bust would be better so we don't have to turn our comedy thread into another 500 pages of your deluded drivel. It's Xmas Day everyday with the 'gift that keeps on giving'

Oh and the Matty sends his love especially to all the idiots who had Matty tattoos 

1 hour ago, Cheesleysmate said:

The best way to answer a Sag obsessed with their away attendances in comparison to "The Shit".........Welcome To Bristol

Doesn't Matty look just fooking great in RED

1 hour ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Is this what they mean by a Championship-ready sprinklers system?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNyoYyVaBvs

 

 

Not this ******* bellend again! Freddy Krueger's love child.

One, Two we're coming for you ......... don't ******* think so you deluded bunch of black teethed, denim washed, dandruff flicking *********!

3 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said:

What concerns me is the inability to counteract an experienced manager's change in formation. It is something that Lee has to learn from. We are a better more balanced team than we were last year. It's one game. Let's judge after the team has had a chance to gel.

Couldn't agree more. LJ always seems to get outwitted by the wily old foxes like Harry and Warnock. With all this sniffing around Flint and Bryan, sticking his beak in and trying to sign this Luton lad Vassell, and Birmingham beating us yesterday after tearing them a new one in the first half, Harry is the new Warnock for me, bloody hate the bloke now  

3 hours ago, phantom said:

This is what mine looks like 

**** me! They saw you coming  You still got the receipt.

7 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

Did someone mention top deck?

How ******* embarrassing! There's no one there  That WAG must be thinking she's arrived in life.

I'd have called in sick instead of spending 2 hrs on the bellend bus. It's not all bad though, at least it's not raining.