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Tonight isn’t about them.... as always, there’s only one team in Bristol

It’s the desperation I love: All the gappers in work are just wishing we get beaten 8-0, but knowing even if we do, that we’re STILL literally decades ahead of them in every way. There’s banter and banter, but they know they’ll never have THIS. COYR

Fantastic point. Could have nicked it too!

Smith and Bryan as wing backs? Brave selection. On this basis, I'm going for a solid 3-4 away win

Gas Chat has provided me with many, many magic moments this morning, just the remedy for a slow day at work. As you can imagine in the wake of Taylor's transfer there are more than a few belters on there who have vented their spleens in unintentionally hilarious fashion, but my favourite is: #welcometobristol don't they even have the intelligence to work out Horfield is in Bristol? I just want to give this benevolent tool a big hug for providing me with my new tagline. Pure comedy genius.

1 defeat in 6 is simply unacceptable.

Don't often need to, they follow a fairly predictable pattern. Normally I just read and chuckle but this week I feel particularly daring.

Nah, I'd just end up repeating myself every ******* week

Here's a brief summary: Doomed after 10 minutes, play off contenders after 25. And so on

Some berks on here, mind :-)

D'oh

I'd be more concerned if we weren't making ANY chances.

Us Brits do love a bit of mawkish third hand sentimentality. Tell people someone's a hero often enough and they'll eventually believe it. I'd love to know how much of the moral indignation directed at negative posts on this thread are a result of recent Wikipedia sessions, as opposed to genuine empathy with South Africa's turbulent past. The facts of Mandela's terrorist leanings are still facts, even if some try to interpret them otherwise (hilariously) Back to sticking fingers in ears and lalalalala-ing when anyone offers a different opinion all you Nelson fans!

Baffling. Mike Phelan anyone?

What's blue and full of Haribo's? Kevin Webster's overalls

Nice to see the lads focusing on their handicaps instead of the day to day toil of trying NOT to concede bucketloads of goals in every match. Still, whats training when there's buck-shee golf day to prepare for? Hopefully the first team squad's Stableford scores will be posted on the official website, so we can sleep soundly knowing that the back four hit over 30 points on the back 9. Note to BCFC online. Don't show me pictures of the players grinning like idiots in their golf gear, show me pictures of them sweating their tits off in training trying to prepare for YET ANOTHER huge game on saturday. Raise money for the Academy by selling Some of the deadwood in the squad, not by taking time off training to go on a golf jolly. I'm sofa king annoyed with the players attitude, they have no concept of pride or commitment, let alone loyalty to the mugs who support them every week.