Was chatting to 2 gAssholes last week. "Do you ever go to the Mem?" I asked. "Oh yeah" says gAsshole number 1 "all the time, and we've hit on a brilliant plan"
"Yes" chimes in gAsshole number 2 "We wait until 10 minutes after kick off then climb over the gate"
"Do you often get away with that?" I enquired
"Yes most weeks, but last week we got caught and had to watch the rest of the match"