China

Apologies in advance to Tone, just wanted to post my fave joke and hadn't seen it done A man walks into a bar and orders a pint of Scotch. The barman is concerned and asks whats up. The man replies "I got home early and found my wife shagging my best friend" "Bloody hell, what did you say to him?" says the barman. "Well, all I could think of was 'Down Boy! BAD DOG!'"