Bazooka Joe

Er, no, I don't think so, Keep taking the pills.

Those were the good old days.

Scandalous? That's a bit rich! Careful you don't burst a blood vessel. I think he's right to question how you knew they were Gash-heads. Were they wearing scarves or shirts? Did they give you a secret handshake or do they walk around with one trouser leg rolled up? Did you ask every customer that you served whether they were Gash? Did you identify them by using your Gash-dar? On the other hand, if you noticed they all had six fingers on each hand or if your business provides Care in the Community, you may well be telling the truth.

L L L W L L L - now that should seriously worry anyone in their right mind. Meanwhile at the post-match conference at Ashton Gate after today's defeat..... Messrs Ashton & Lansdown : "Fair enough Lee as you think "we're getting there" we're glad that we extended your contract........would you also like four transfer windows instead of the measly three?" It all too cosy. Stuff the carrot - its time to wave the big stick - before its too late.

Millwall 4 Charlton 5 Chesterfield 6?

I love a good horror film..

Yep me too. November 1966 -the first time that as a young 'un, I came across Millwall in the old East End. To be fair, there was a good number of them. They tended to do a lot more singing than fighting and were therefore less of a menace in those days.

and from the photo it appears only 300 or so made it into the ground .... the other 200 melted away into the background and turned back home after a few Millwall nasties gave them the evil stare. The discrepancy of the other 500 is best explained as just a figment of their imagination.

Ooooh! O'Neil shoots and....... ...it goes two miles over the bar. Bar? Ah yes, that reminds me, time to pop down the pub.

Gutless and I never thought I'd see the day that a puny bunch like Brighton would out-sing us.

We need John Atyeo... and we need to buck up in the second half or it could be embarrassing.

Intents (sic) atmosphere? Still under 10,000 - they need to canvas more support and make a marquee signing.

What's the 1883? Their highest-ever attendance?

and that's a fact!

Yep, he kept droning on.

Playing Wednesday on a Tuesday. Hope its a we've Wonday!

Trashcan? What a load of rubbish! Turd-bucket might be more appropriate.

Late Breaking News on Transfer Deadline Day.... Bristol Rovers announce they have signed.... a contract for another tarpaulin stand to be installed at the Memorial Stadium. Another Marquee signing by Wally Al Maf Na Moni

Oh give 'em a break. We all know there were another 50,000 locked outside,

What only 55,000? - that'll leave 45,000 locked out of each home game. Noticed the SAG shop in Kingswood had to close today - pavement was being dug up to sort out a gas leak - ironic! Today of all days - they could've sold three shirts. Wonder whether the shop manager was singing "The Gas, the Gas.... We Gotta get rid of the Gas!" I hope someome has managed to get a photo.

Did they canvas supporters before choosing the tent? - I suppose it's no longer material. As its made from recycled rags at least it's envionmentally-friendly Ragbag Rovers - never has that moniker been more appropriate than now. It could even be Wally's old desert tent.

I can already hear the Blue Few singing "You'll never take the Tent End" As if anyone in their right mind would want to take that! Mind you, some theivin' scrags might literally take it to flog on E Bay - if they can find a mug willing to pay the £5 asking price.

Brexit = Bristol Rovers exit Brunel Professional Risks Stand? Ironic corporate faux pas!. That flimsy gazebo will collapse as soon as its hit by a wayward shot. Based on their decision to associate their business with this joke of a structure, Brunel Professional Risks are unlikely to attract any new clients and will probably lose existing clients.

Hmm... you just might regret saying that. But I suppose confession is good for the soul.

Aw c'mon - it wasn't that good.