Bazooka Joe

What a mug-shot! "Sorry didn't quite catch that... come again!"

Some would say there's snow chance of it going ahead.

Make us return to Trumpton.

Too much wrist action mate - you'll go blind if you're not careful.

Wael's blueprint for the new "Anybody's Irene" stand at Horfield has been leaked to the press.

Exactly, so why didn't we sign Mrs Million in the January window? We could have given her agent a bung too.

No doubt Ghassan likes the Bishop's Cleeve as much as the Bishop likes Ghassan. Say no more.

Fixed that for them - take your pick.

He says they have a great "Manger" - Jesus, Mary & Joseph ! Is that what they call their end nowadays? So next time (if ever) we have a game there and take their end, we'll be singing "Away in the Manger"

Only 100% performance from eaxh of our players will get us the result we badly need. We shouldn't have to tolerate complacency or any other lame excuses.

It was indeed a great game - and the day the East End Skins sent the cheeky Mackem Skins home nursing their wounds. Not a place for the faint-hearted.

Thanks, but it won't last.

Followed by a large bill...

Gave lads a thrill which made them ill.

Are you Irene in disguise?

There you go Harold, I've fixed that for you. Can't argue with what you say about it being an old fashioned terrace. The picture says it all. The smell of Irene's manky bloomers on that washing line must be unbearable. Clearly not something to be sniffed at.

Rabbi of the Rovers impresses Wael in recent Camel Cup Final

Depends what he means by "owned". As far as I'm concerned they've always been "owned" by us.

Blue Few We saw you standing alone Without a dream in your heart Without a love of your own. (lyrics seem to sum up the Sags pretty accurately)

Yeh, Billy No Mates.

Slave-labour trafficking still endemic in Horfield?

Oh I dunno 'bout that - the tramp thought he'd died and gone to heaven!

No way ! Can you imagine the monstrosity that lies behind that matted, mangy, flea-infested hair? He'll give the kids nightmares and scare them to death. Keep it covered tramp!

Jake @Jake_PFC We lost to a team who play sound recordings of them crapping over the speakers Now, that's more accurate !

Just our misfortune that players like Grealish and Horgan who do f-all in previous games, suddenly spark into life and perform perform their best. Maybe we were their big game.