Bazooka Joe

I reckon it's... Irene, with her dirty knickers, in the bedroom.

Your finger must have slipped when typing the word "filed". The x you meant to press is on the bottom row of your keyboard.

Christ! It's Henbury Gas's Army! None of them look older than fifteen. Either the landlord refused to serve them or they scraped together a few quid to share three (watered-down) shandies among themselves. Ugly bunch of pimply-faced in-breds.

They'll definitely get a seven-figure sum for him. As they're so desperate, my guess is they'll accept £99,000.00.

When they post on our site Cos their's is so shite That's the Rovers

You have my sympathy - the smell must be unbearable.

They consider themselves tb be the club with many nicknames. I think you've just added "Paedos" to their list. I'm sure they'll embrace it.

Well, I reckon they've had their "good run". Now watch them implode and go spiralling down the table.

Gotta be a fake account. Everyone knows the genuine one says "Rovers born and inbred"

Oh no! Not the 1982 card. What a rubbish retort - that's waste-ist !

Another fire sale? Don't all rush at once. "Al Qadi the baddy" looks lumbered with this pig-in-a- poke.

Duh ! Wael I never! What a revelation !

Que sera sera Whatever will be, will be They're going to Westerleigh. Que sera sera. What a pathetic bunch of losers. Last night showed the world what a dump of a ground they have, and a team of tramps led by a Dumpty of a manager. Wouldn't be surprised to see Comic Relief trying to raise money for the poor, "disadvantaged" fools. They're much more needy than all those other deserving causes around the world.

"Oh Please say you prefer Rovers, oh please say you love us more than City! Oh please, I'm begging you!"

What a shame. Jonson in !

Corrected that for you. Much more likely to be the case.

Let me guess.....40,000? and, no doubt, all locked out of their homes,

Hopefully, it would totally deflate them.

Dozy Zak the Thick Sag gets every question wrong but one, and still manages to skulk away with £2,350. He may be dumb, but he's now twice as rich as Wally Wael. They have a new saviour. Will he buy them some more garden-chairs and another tent? Will that leave enough to sign another striker too?

They're worried about getting pelters for their pelters.

Presumably with a rusty, blunt scalpel - ouch !

Probably tasted like p*ss . Hence "Goodnight Urine" !

Yeh, can't argue with the evidence. He has some pretty useful contacts.

Short winning run comes to an abrupt end against Burton. Looks like the wheels have fallen off the wagon for the jammy dodgers. And Clough out-smarting Coughlan takes the biscuit.

.........and then they all took off their headphones and said "What d 'you say?" He'll be glad he had six fingers on each hand to point out all them players.