Blimey Steve....nice one!
When they realise it won't work without a remote, how much are you planning to charge them for that? And how long will they have to wait for delivery?
The gift.
True, but he doesn't seem to understand that this thread is here to laugh at the sags.
He shouldn't be cluttering it up with consideration and sense talking.
If he wants to do that let him start a bodin thread and let us get on with the piss taking.