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The screen will be fine But these take time! That's the Rovers.

He really said it "Unlucky da shit!" That's the Rovers.

Ummm ?

True, but he doesn't seem to understand that this thread is here to laugh at the sags. He shouldn't be cluttering it up with consideration and sense talking. If he wants to do that let him start a bodin thread and let us get on with the piss taking.

But we have a massive gap!

We got are staydeeyum we got are staydeeyum etc.... ?

Sounds like a Ted on a wind up.

Ah, he hasn't met Rudolf then!

To what?

They're definitely coming for us now. ? It's only a matter of time! Tick tock............

Oh dear How sad Never mind! (RIP Windsor)

Have they set the grotto up yet?

Well, I think the gas are all a bit nebulous!

Quarters looking a bit shabby lately Bert. Maybe time for a change? Do you still have the stripes up in the loft? You remember, they were what you were using before the blue shirts. ?

As you are seen as a decent sag and therefore generally welcomed on our forum, maybe just Teds would suffice don't you think?

Why, do they have bigger goals down there?

I think the bookies may have taken a hit tonight. I'm happy!

I don't care how much they pay me, I aint watching that shower!

Please keep off that pitch?

Maybe someone purchased a packet of crisps up there, and were shocked to discover that they were actually still in date?

'Ave it!

They won't buy them. But if they were in a skip.....

If it was your mate, what are you owning up to? Asking for a mate.

I know... I know It's E.T. isn't it!