As soon as that 'threat' was made, 16 players, 1 groundsman, 1 kit washer, 1 pasty seller, 1 deckchair assistant, 1 tea lady, 3 stewards, 1 part time double decker bus driver, 1 part time carpenter and a grubby blue and white clad Santa said in one joyful voice ...
IT'S YOU!!!
allegedly