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That'll blow it!

It'll probably outlast them!

Quick...arrange a friendly with them.

Ragass!

Maybe it wasn't that kind of point he was referring to? ? If Bert would have said his delightful secretaries name was Irene....that may have changed my perceptions a little!

The lower the better. No need to take the mick on this one.

Was it Ferguson that said they applied for the 15 minute extention at 11.20? 5 minutes after the extention would have expired anyway? ?

Exactly! I was on there last night watching it unfold....priceless when it started to dawn on them!

Good point! Who is he talking to these days?

I wonder if 'Lofty' the striker they offloaded to make way for the homecoming of the messiah is having a bit of a giggle this morning? ?

Have you plugged the fax machine in yet Wally? These things take time!

Boring! Źźźzzzzzzzzzzzz

What a load of bollox!

I'd love him to design a badge to replace splat and the dangling chilli!

Nooo, always a good listen. You couldn't make it up!

He's blaming the new stand. Apparently the new stand knocked out the sprinkler system! Oh dear.

Did he buy anything?

Tammy will look after it for you.

Correct. We had plenty of entertainment there!

Pardon?

Blimey! What was this bloke on? Anyway, back to reality... Playing the mighty Cambridge today! (I had to look it up)

Yes, I agree. A mildly amusing memory of mine goes back to when my son and daughter were in their early years...and sex education was on the agenda at school. I arrived home from work and found them sniggering in the garden. I wondered what was going on when out of the blue my giggling younger daughter said... "Dad, do you have sex with mum?" I was shocked for a second but regained my composure enough to reply... "Only when City win!" Probably not the best PC answer to give them... but there wasn't a Parents Correct Answer course to help me with that one! And at that time was probably the correct reason we only had two children!

Bullshit!

Living in the past!

Exactly! Mate. It's 'It's'.