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It's ok, I've found The Southampton Show on Sky Sports.

Do I need to fly to Belgium for tonight's game?

Not sure he has much choice tbh

I was young. Time dimishes the old memory!

Who can forget the classic "You're going home in the back of an ambulance"?

What a pointless question - clearly not genuine.

Why doesn't anyone ever ask a phoney question rather than a genuine one?

Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.

Even better, A46 down through Evesham and join the M5 at Tewkesbury. It's the way I always go to Bristol these days.

I tried that joke on a few people the other day when had 4 candles in my hand - they looked blankly at me. Made me feel really old! Sadly.

The queue for away tickets were horrendous, they may be Premier League (for this season anyway), but the ground and organisation is non-league. Absolutely awful. Suprised no one has mentioned King. Thought he had a good game and used his experience well. Max was great again - really don't get people slagging him off for mistakes - that's goalkeeping these days - just look at Allison at Liverpool the other day - and he's supposed to be a top top keeper. Felt sorry for Bell, if Wells had put the ball he gave him in the back of the net onstead of falling on his ass again then penalties wouldn't have been necessary. Someone should advise Wells to use studs instead of daps.

So their sister's weren't there then. Shame for them.

Matty Taylor

Just wait until you see his hamstrings!!

They're Brothers in Arms in the Walk of Life. I've heard they are the Sultans of Swing

Money for Nothing

I have no doubt this will sell out or won't. Thank you Ian Gay.

Was that the Millwall game?

We can only hope.

Noel Edmonds was in fake taxi? Can't say I noticed - saw several nice ladies though.

7452 Sister Dippers I think you'll find.

And it changes with or without the ball.

As I predicted yesterday.

Needs a rest.

My team: O'Leary Tanner Vyner Dickie McCrorie Williams James Pring Knight Twine Conway.