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Voice of experience?

Expect Lampard to end up signing for Leeds.

Great, it means I won't have to travel to Belgium every Saturday afternoon!

Nah, Roy D'Alien (I know, but I wanted it to fit).

With apologies to Simon and Garfunkel (ask your grandads kids) So long, Frank Lampard I can't believe your song is gone so soon I barely learned the tune So soon, So soon

15 gols from the Wife areas. Must've been coached by John Terry.

Can't be any worse than what they have been doing! And anyway, always worked for me when I played footie. A fag at half-time also helped a second half boost!

Nathan Jones. Think I need some valium.

Hell yeah, Bristol City have been my club since I was a snotty nosed kid (now I'm a dribbly old fart).

He sounds like a younger, less experienced Nige.

Quote from the link above: ‘The model at Kidderminster was to develop top young players and move them on. Our recruitment was through academies. You’re released by clubs [at a higher level] and then given a chance to go full-time with us, so first of all you’ve got to handle that these kids thought they were going to become top players and it didn’t work out. But then you’ve got to impart knowledge on them to help them bounce back and we did that particularly well because in the time since probably about 20 players have gone back into the league. John is a great galvaniser of young men.’

https://luorns.substack.com/p/john-eustace-captain-leader-legend?r=1b89vy&s=w&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

Some guy who works for the Mirror

Surprised no one has mentioned Alan Pardew - he's been seen in Clifton apparently!

Appoint Sarina Wiegman

I'd have a little respect if he had turned round and said that there were differences of opinion and that their vision for the club was different to Nige's. But saying what we want the club to do when we are already doing that - and we have one of the best high presses in the Championship if you look at the stats, is utter bullshite.

Just don't let him look after the Xmas fund.

Missed out Joey Barton - he became available yesterday - coincidence?

Well, it got my vote

Idiot. Only joking

You don't get to be a billionnaire by worrying about what people may or may not think about you.

Ted Lasso

I remember Aberfan chants in the seventies when I used to go down - too young to understand what it was about though.

The older you get, the fewer the number of pints you need. The quote "Any port in a storm" springs to mind.

That's probably a four pinter tbh.