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Can't be bothered to read the preceding 68 pages but P69 is my favourite arf arf. So anyway, just tried to place a bet on Manning becoming the next Head Coach but was told it was suspended. Make of that what you will. I'm not ITK, but I think something may be happening.

Missed that. Do we know why?

I even used up my Green Shield Stamps.

I've had nigh on 60 years of false hope supporting this club, this one thread won't make much difference!

We're going to appoint Margot Robbie?? Well, that came out the blue.

I so hope so, if only for the chants when we want him sacked!

ChatGPT's Red 'n White Army. Doesn't quite have a ring to it.

I think he went 12 unbeaten with Reims - so the question will be; Whether Will Still will still be able to go 12 games unbeaten with us?

Yes, saw him at the game and we had a pint afterwards. Took a couple of selfies with him but can't upload them because my laptop/phone/tablet isn't working. Very excited to be taking on the role of puppet head coach and has been promised a £50m war chest to get us up. He thought Jon was funny as his nose started getting longer when he mentioned the war chest but he said FACT in capital letters afterwards so Lamps (cos that's what his mates call him) believed him. Reckons it will be announced on the 31st November. You heard it here first!

Bugger, does that mean he now needs his own thread?

Just like the Mrs just a change of punctuation. Shags? Y'knows it's off.

Bristol City's head coach - just like Schrodinger's Cat. Lampard has both been appointed and not appointed at the same time. We won't know until we open the box.

Voice of experience?

Expect Lampard to end up signing for Leeds.

Great, it means I won't have to travel to Belgium every Saturday afternoon!

Nah, Roy D'Alien (I know, but I wanted it to fit).

With apologies to Simon and Garfunkel (ask your grandads kids) So long, Frank Lampard I can't believe your song is gone so soon I barely learned the tune So soon, So soon

15 gols from the Wife areas. Must've been coached by John Terry.

Can't be any worse than what they have been doing! And anyway, always worked for me when I played footie. A fag at half-time also helped a second half boost!

Nathan Jones. Think I need some valium.

Hell yeah, Bristol City have been my club since I was a snotty nosed kid (now I'm a dribbly old fart).

He sounds like a younger, less experienced Nige.

Quote from the link above: ‘The model at Kidderminster was to develop top young players and move them on. Our recruitment was through academies. You’re released by clubs [at a higher level] and then given a chance to go full-time with us, so first of all you’ve got to handle that these kids thought they were going to become top players and it didn’t work out. But then you’ve got to impart knowledge on them to help them bounce back and we did that particularly well because in the time since probably about 20 players have gone back into the league. John is a great galvaniser of young men.’

https://luorns.substack.com/p/john-eustace-captain-leader-legend?r=1b89vy&s=w&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

Some guy who works for the Mirror