reddoh

f t g = fit the gazebo

I have just checked my pocket for the one pound coin it has gone is this 999 or 111?

No it will be Conference North far harder to get out of.

butt I am sure they smell nicer.

to be honest the bit that made me laugh was they are going to have Gas Girls can you imagine the smell ?

I was so scared I counted my fingers , scarily I came up with six, fearing I was a gashead, I was so relieved to find out I was just a w anker.

he may be like me as a wee little laddie. (three characters in this play). mum: David we are going to the doctors about your acne. reddoh: ok (see how powerful I was back then) doctor: I can get rid of that no problem here take this cream and apply to affected areas reddoh: thank you(polite in those days) then after going to the chemists and getting aforementioned cream and applying, the acne disapeared, problem my face had swollen to twice its size(alergic reaction) after 4 days my face was back to normal result. had acne until it was time for it to normaly dissapear. some days I do wish I had teenage spots again but not many.

it already is prepared for the first team

no he must exist as on his forehead he has a W A N K E R

only ?

as a kid in the infant school having a piss next another kid when a third kid tapped the shoulder of the kid next to me who turned round mid flow and pissed on the third kids leg, I was just happy the kid tapped his left shoulder.

it seems that the gas, "have lost that loving feeling".

if its his dad its a load of old bollocks

as you have done the condensed version is @BigTone doing the full one?

come again?

don't worry both sides do.

will you stop posting sense and use gas logic?

you told six players they are shite and will not play for you( didn't put again as not sure if they played for first time round))

notice they don't pay up there contracts!

was that Ian Dury?

I think you are all being very rude , he is having trouble opening the clasps on his wallet but once does the world is his oyster. he did say he wished his defence were as tight.

@havanatopia still slightly the worse the wear from yesterday, lovely post, all the best for the new year but sadly a loss as per

sorry staf must have missed that, like most of your fans :-)

Think the 5 trillion were locked out in fan zone at the time, apart from those attending the open top tour bus you had

@havanatopia I did say in a post the other day that you would struggle to paint Preston in a good light but as usual cracking post.