reddoh

down to 1% will have to charge soon

Just now, Bristol Rob said:

Or charge it. Choice is yours.

it has been 3 days since it was charged letting it die gracefully  

more importantly phone down to 2% battery 

3 minutes ago, Fordy62 said:

While we wait for the game to start, can anyone tell me if there is a less attractive woman then Sonia from Eastenders?

yes I have been out with a few

3 minutes ago, Super said:

Quite a nice evening in Bristol.

in jackson hole town square wet most of the day currently dry

1 hour ago, bristolcitysweden said:

I better stop drinking then

can't like this enough .

2 minutes ago, brizzlelou said:

I imagine I'm being rather slow here what with having a head full of shit n'all but, TEDS? 

welcome to the red side, think of a word that rhymes with height then add it too heads and then you have what our neighbors call us    

25 minutes ago, 1982 said:

I don't know ask the TEDS

i have just asked my granddaughters TED he said 

1 minute ago, 1982 said:

I don't know ask the TEDS

Sorry for this but I have just contacted Bristol Robs's Personal account Manager and she said  I could not **** off until his food vouchers have arrived , which will probably be just after you get new stadium :-)  

6 minutes ago, 1982 said:

Im not the messiah , now **** OFF

one of  the best lines in a movie that I have seen is 'are you men gods ?' answer 'No Englishmen the next best thing' this i believe was given by a scotishman

And now just to turn the world on its axis , what have the Jordanians ever done for us ? 

1 minute ago, Port Said Red said:

"Only the true messiah would deny his divinity"

Sorry but , he is not a messiah , he is a naughty boy

Just now, Bristol Rob said:

Fake investment 

Fake new stadium

Fake Cat 2 Academy 

Fake Billionaires 

Not sure what point you're making here...

according to the wife fake man :-)

6 minutes ago, slartibartfast said:

Dunno, can you get fake Toyotas ?

pretty sure you can get fake anything

32 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

You announce that you won't post again on this thread, say farewell, then immediately post again. You can't resist, can you?

you may have had him there

44 minutes ago, bert tann said:

 

 

Certainly not, I'm an irate and always have been

Certainly not, I'm an irate and always have been

 

edit

(sorry, I think someone's taken the P)

(sorry, I think someone's taken the P)

 

 

 

was it Danny?

6 minutes ago, bert tann said:

 

Yes, one England u19's and one England u20's.

are you gas ? :-)

Just now, Bristol Rob said:

I am. I'm I  the gardem

is your personal account manager with you?

1 minute ago, Bristol Rob said:

I forgot we were playing and have accidentally found myself in the pub.

What's the score?

(Granted the BBC would have given me this info in an instance, but you lot are famed for your help) 

go have a fag

6 hours ago, RedYoshi said:

Today: Bristol City 6-0 Bolton

Yesterday: SA 229-4, ENG 230-8

Ongoing: Leicester 8 points clear at the top of the entire English football pyramid

 

Sport is on the blink. Can we switch it off and on again?

no leave it as it is

I was feeling a bit depressed the other day, so I called Life Line.

I was put through to a call centre in Pakistan.

I explained that I was feeling suicidal.

They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could drive

a truck or fly an airplane.

tut tut

Had I been 5 years older I may have wet myself

Hello mate. Cheers for the ahem concern. I am STILL being moderated for some reason, so see very little point joining in threads as you lose the spontanaiety.

been there fully understand your view , good luck when you return