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16 minutes ago, Major Isewater said:

In fairness I’d like to wish Mr Coughlan the best of luck and thank him for giving us a pre-Christmas laugh.

His unveiling at the Stags was hilarious

‘ ambition, honesty , great facilities ‘

all the things the Gas are known for .

This should keep me going until January when Uncle Steve finds some loose change down the back of his sofa to buy Clarke Harris.

 

Could buy the entire front row! Shit wrong game

Time for some HONESTY (yes I know that’s difficult in this thread!) As the SAGs are on TV tonight who will be watching? Trying to think of a song - Alexa help!

its goes something like down, down, down ..........

35 minutes ago, BS15_RED said:

Back on topic, this is comedy gold! 
https://twitter.com/joejones1897/status/1201552784664989706?s=21

Hope you have a v Copy, post has been deleted

Small wonder a Little score

13 hours ago, Bristol Rob said:

It's been a few weeks since Wally talked about the new stadium at the fruit market.... 2 year delivery wasn't it?

Anyone seen how it is progressing?

Wally has walked away, rotten tomatoes spoiled his appetite - tight arsed SAGS could not afford fresh ones!

Is there a football Oscar? Laughed so hard I’m in pain, always wondered why Ikea trap you once you are in the door, have to do a full circuit before you get out again, a bit like the tented city at the mem,  bad enough going in! You have to come out the other end and hope you have not been recognised!

4 minutes ago, Taz said:

Don't forget to get him booked in for the op as well. Don't want that reproducing....

Then don’t get him wet after midnight

Don’t change too much - St Phillips Bog

6 hours ago, phantom said:

Jake Clarke Salter and Charlie Colkett

Did back room staff at Chelski actually think they were going on loan to “bristol” and send them to the wrong stadium? Certainly a mistake they would not repeat!

27 minutes ago, SimonR said:

Bill Oddie with a hat trick?

How did the water boy get on the team sheet?

12 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

Working out that a drop from around 6k to around 4k is a 30% loss, doesn’t really make him “In The Know” it just means he’s not a complete moron..! 

Well not quite when you factor in the math, the loss is 33.3.%

9 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

...and should the Atyeo statue be vandalised in the coming weeks you can have a word with this boner.

 

But is that the famous statue over there or is that the statue that the city fans consider is their statue? Or is it the statue over there, that you over there consider to be your statue? Bloody confusing thing grammar but even worse when you truanted through life over there on the east side

SL’s silence could be down to the fact that spygate ended up a little silly - handbags!

I think perhaps a different tack this time around- no point in having MA’s voice at the top table if he can’t fight our corner while at the same time pushing the EFL towards investigation and action against FFP cheats. 

The court action will certainly galvanise the EFL to get in and up close, if they don’t and the case is proved they end up looking really weak and stupid - on top of their support for the most inept officials in football!

In Germany they call refs  Shiedsrichter (shot umpire) or Spieleiter (game leader) or more importantly for some of the EFL officials - the neutral one (who probably lives in the midlands and cant be named) - Der unparteiischer

No point of any kind of lawsuit!  If the clubs are taking advantage of a legal loophole they are not breaking any rule or law. 

Best and only thing is for the EFL to act quickly and prevent any more clubs taking advantage.

Anyone know the release clause of their current goal machine? Harris is it? Could be that 2 up with taylor

2 minutes ago, Unan said:

I don't get the joker myself, are you using internet explorer? google chrome? safari? just try to keep closing the cross, and close any other pages it opens as they're just adverts, when the joker goes you should be able to press the play arrow and it will start, if anymore adverts open just keep closing them and keep pressing the arrow button until it starts playing

Explorer/options/privacy block pop ups

3 minutes ago, CodeRed said:

I think it's when your pants are visible !

That’s a VPL ask you mrs or gf, you will either get a slap or a helpfull answer

If you are not then you will not be able to see region locked streams. Virtual Private Network as far as the internet is concerned you could be anywhere in the world

5 minutes ago, pillred said:

thanks for trying all I get is error unsupported video.

Are you using a VPN?

1 minute ago, myol'man said:

Bet he's getting sheeethead, sheeethead rammed down his throat

Does he have a camel too?

Has sag’s owner brought the camels too, there’s a bloody great tent in the corner!

1 minute ago, slartibartfast said:

Is it on the box tonight? Could do with a laugh .

Yes it’s on.

a bit of a dilemma though, family roots are just outside Sunderland - so do I watch and hope the Geordies stuff the gas or do I watch Spurs get stuffed instead?

Do SAGS need photo ID to travel from BS5 to Avonmouth? And would we need an exclusion zone at BS3 to funnel their carts safely onto the Avon gorge escape road?

perhaps issue conditional visas - travel only permitted via M32, M4 and M5

Paterson running about like a headless chicken, fam coming deep to try and get something, inexperienced Kelly left exposed

Johnson go and join yer dad and take Pato  with you, sure he could have the guts to open the door for yoy

LJ and the boys got right tonight well done. COYR

Dont know what LJ ate, drank, slept with or pissed on but he got this one right, long may it continue