Fordy62

The vast majority of responses on the gaschat thread at least play out the way we’d hope they would.

Wow this new hundred tournament is really exciting with all these Low scores. Amazing.

West and Welsh Whackers.

Crisps! ????

So you have to bowl in overs of 5?

Is this for real?

Ahhh. It’s just cricket with a band. I get it.

I have several problems. I don’t know what’s different. I don’t know who to support. They’re trying too hard.

Can someone explain this 100 business to me? Are they just trying to out T20, T20?

But Glos are competitive with a fraction of the budget.

It’s not Glos or Somerset, but have you seen the Hampshire run chase? Needed to knock off the total quickly to qualify on net run rate and boy did they do it!!! over 20 overs would have equated to a score of 289.

Well done you ZZ lot. You’ll have my backing to win the tournament - isn’t it nice that cricket can be like that? I suppose it’s much easier when you’re plucky under dogs year on year.

I dont much care for this Lammonby fellow.

Officially the most interesting thing I’ve ever read on OTIB. Thanks.

Apart from this, I agree with you!

Although I’m a Gloucester fan, I have nothing at all against Bristol. But I enjoyed reading back over this thread like I do a losing Gaschat matchday thread. Chin up boys.

Safe to say Bracey will never ever play for England again.

This England batting line up looks the most fragile I’ve seen it in a long time. I think Bracey is heading the same way as Mike Smith - although Smudger had either Hayden or Langer dropped at slip early doors en route to a big ton if I remember correctly? Never got a look in again - grossly unfair IMO.

I might well do this mate. Cheers.

In fairness to old Joey, on paper Coutts looks a good signing for L2 - wasn’t all that long ago he was regularly playing top of the Championship I don’t think.

#unbeaten

I work in homicide, so our jobs mostly really end in life sentences, but everything you need to know is here: https://www.sentencingcouncil.org.uk/offences/magistrates-court/item/assault-occasioning-actual-bodily-harm-racially-religiously-aggravated-abh/ He might be right, it might be in the lesser category, but I have absolutely no idea of the circumstances of the case. Sadly I know just how much you’ve got to do to get a term of imprisonment, so I’d think it’d be unlikely he’ll end up with custodial.

ABH. (2nd from bottom in the 6 step ladder of assaults - but you genuinely have to do some proper damage to be charged with it!)

Aren’t his cousin and brother both in prison for a racially motivated murder too? ?

I’ve just been reading through the “Barton legal hearing” thread on cat shag. Jesus wept they genuinely couldn’t be a bigger bunch of morons if they tried.