Well obviously because it's total bollocks but it keeps the brain dead zombies happy for another 3 weeks. Expect the YouTube video proclaiming there rise will be uploaded any minute.
Even if Bath got promoted it's not up to conference Prem. Standards and we know how the sags absolutely hate paying for anything themselves. Maybe Bath would do it up for them , after all the help the Gas gave them during the fundraising season.
I read a while back that the sags as a club had not payed for a structure to be built for something like 50 odd years, will see if I can find it later.