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I would've thought the only signings they would be making would be McKay, Godber & Norman Stanley Fletcher.

"Tote End One Tooth Reunions suck up" It has a certain affinity with their cretinus dwindling fan base That made me chuckle ? take a bow sir!

Reasonable question: Just how many seats & I mean "fixed" seats & not the white plastic garden furniture kind are there in the stands at cloud cuckoo land?

If they're offering £3M then you know they really value him at £6M so I would say £10M

AND it is palace FFS! The stripey nigels!

Actually none of the other clubs have won the Watney Cup so there really is no comparison, gaslogic

Reignite? with a flame? What, like the South Stand? What is that piece of metal bottom left with a loo brush? There's noting made out of metal there apart from santas grotto.

Don't worry, a couple of wins and the six fingered gifts will start creeping out from under the tarpaulin. Its what they do.

What type of crayon chewing window licker posts such absolute non sense?!? It is their refusal to ever accept the truth which makes them the utter laughing stock they truly are and in doing so rubbing the noses of a Crawley or a Harrogate on any other of the teams in League Two in not showing any respect to these teams. A couple of wins and the sags are marching into the play offs, or they're bigger than Norwich or that they are a well supported team yet they can't even manage to sell out a 12,000 seater outdated rugby ground.

Is that before he gets sent down?

At least the last crayon chewing cretin has actually got it right - Salford, Barrow & Harrogate.

HMP could do that for him ???

??, not surprisingly I've run out of smiley faces!

??? As if the window licker's failure tonight wasn't bad enough for my sides, this melt gives us another gift ???

As lovely as it looks I think the window lickers will win tonight. M K Dongs have nothing to play for. Even the sags should beat them.

How about "Nos tinpot stupri"

Priceless! I still think that woman's upset because the fat bastard looks like he's got away without paying and all she asked was is this bus going to Sainsbury's ?

oh I don't know, his long term project could be 5 years

That font looks like a throw back to the 1970's "Carry on Camping" or "On the Buses", pretty amateurish. I'd like to say tin pot but canvas pot is probably closer to the mark.

The game's full of "what ifs". What if Mansfield didn't wear that one off lucky away kit that special day then it probably wouldn't have happened. "What if" they actually put a row M on their new state of the art tent. Bob on the £5 (cash only) disabled gate would've earned an extra tenner. "What if" they actually did something tangeable in their miserable history. Then they would have something to shout about instead of hanging on with rose tinted glasses to the odd obscure F A Cup match in the 1950's when 250,000 or so sags packed out Eastville. Unlucky "da gas"

I thought it was a portaloo. Pull the lever after a dump in the dump but at Christmas pull the lever and Santa's eyes light up.

Exactly this. Its called "gaslogic" you can't take seriously anything they say. Just like da famous quarters. Nothing original there, clubs like Everton were playing in quartered shirts early in the last century. Hardly original, more like way past it's sell by date, just like the stale crisps. And what about the dirge prostitute song, again nothing original there, stolen from Plymouth Argyle. A nothing club with a history of f all.

You could retitle it bidet as the slags could well be right in the 5hit by 4.45pm Saturday, all the way up to their buck teeth

You don't expect me to put on this cheap piece of 5hit, do you?

Put half a dozen of the great unwashed together and they'll soon generate an atmosphere, a pungent one.