Betty Swallocks

So what your sarcastically trying to say is there might not have been any of those daft half and half scarves at Glanford Park tonight.......

Neither, a nod to a question he once asked. "So, crates, what are they used for?"

That Socrates chap seems like the sort of dunce who no matter how many times you told him how to do something he would still ask "how do I do that?".

Despite on Wednesday, having 13,000 less than our attendance tomorrow they still win the contest for having the most toes and fingers.....

To be fair, you might knock that new tent but it does look like its full of their imaginary Facebook friends.

I think it's quite cute how most of them have 'gas' adjoined to their forum user name. Reminds me of how everything at McDondals has to be Mc-something.

To be fair I've always said the best thing about that lot is the fact they can still stand on a terrace and watch football. I wouldn't mind being able to do that, apart from that there is nothing about that club that I would even think about swapping with them.

I've always said the sags are a dense lot but for them to confuse mocking with jealousy is taking the biscuit, even for them.

More to the point, where's the sodding canopies?!

Just look at those shoes as well. £27 Kangols from Sports Direct to go along with that fancy watch of his.

I don't quite think you'll be hearing them sing that now

Indeed, the way they were banging on in February I would have thought they would be going big this summer. Instead that chair lift down Gloucester Road has only thrown out enough shrapnel to cover a Port Vale reject and some journeyman from Plymouth. "Bristol City, were coming for you" so they sung......

But he has a £15k watch!

Signing for Oxford apparently

Only had a quick look on their forum but their bitterness astounds me. I have no doubt the ones who don't know Lee Tomlins are also the ones who are making hand shandys over Luke James.

And as one comment on The Post's story, he didn't cost 3 million quid either. But then I'm not sure who has actually cost £3m

Hull managed to back when they moved to the KC.

I thought it was only supposed to take a year to build, why two years?

I really wish we were as busy as them. I mean putting the finishing touches in to a new 12k seater stand really is small fry compared to putting up a new tent.

Don't be so downbeat. You might have a car park there soon that you can park your car in. Same thing, right?

But their bloke has more money than Lansdown, he's got a £15k watch to prove it!

It's the level of investment they think they are about to receive from a American/Canadian based consortium. This has gone up from £55m that I seen at the start of the week.....

Schoolboy error. Always check when making comments on someone's English..... Haha