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Matilda's looked good. And not just on the calendar. Very good.

There is mirth on youtube. tap uswnt, And its. HUMILIATION DISGRACE

The annual celebration has been a staple in City fans calendars for the last 25 years. Last year it was twenty years. Next year. The annual celebration has been a staple in City fans calendars since there was no crib for a bed in West street.

I have to have things. Have too. I have to have all the season tickets and cards in order going back decades. I have enough to represent an entire squad of tickets books and cards. Enough for a Lee Johnson sized squad. Their all stored in view on my important shelf with other sporting memorabilia and trophies. I take great comfort in being able to see them. Sometimes I stand the books and cards up vertically. Sometimes horizontally. Sometimes I will line them up in a 3-5-2 formation and have cards as subs and cards that haven't been selected get put in my red and white lego stand . Each night I check all are present. Have too.

Are the Saudis chucking money at a womens pro league? No. Cant think why.

Give it a chance. This one is different. Angel City are really inclusive. Next weeks episode sees their new signing 7.1 tall keeper Eric's first presser.

One of the owners discussing chants with fans was interesting. She was tellin them what they will chant. And how. Think Uncle Steve missing a trick to punch the air here. IO IO We are the financial boys IO IO We are the financial boys. Stocks and shares. And pension funds ..

Its a sad indictment of the times. But Tinky winky, Dipsy, La La and Po have been homeless for years. In 2013 Teletubbyland was ploughed over by a farmer and turned into a pond. I hope this video raises awareness of the plight of displaced native Teletubies uprooted and forced from their homes.

Its hard hat territory. Millwall away has been a tough gig in the past. We've needed them.

Took mine at five or six. Loved the colour. The noise. The pyro. Loved it. And then they think football pubs are like that all the time.

Anybodies elses Mrs liking Josh Hommes bum wiggle a bit too much?

Billy Nomates is not happy. She is a bit Kate Bush does aerobics on stage. But its great.

Primark have been on the blower and they've got some cheap fabric nobody wants at 25p a metre and somebody found this old programme wedged in the crapper wall in Greville Smyth park, Its got City written on it.

Thoughts on one of the officials wig during the presentation? If that wig is anything to do with West Ham the punishment should be playing in an empty stadium. It was a deranged ferret clamped to a head.

Glad for West Ham. Glad for Zouma's cat.

Needs to get fitter. He keeps coming off early.

Done. But has he improved Man City?

Thought there might be a tale on here. Was at the Cider Press by the Barbican and some Oak pub by Plymouth Whore. Its all going off came the texts. Really say I, we ain't seen nothing, its mellow here. Its on the news they've got the dogs out and everything. Nope, nuffin, silent night. Then we went to Union Street. Reds and greens jousting with pub furniture chased by cops on Shergars. Strange night.

It went from the East End. To the Eastend. Hats off to those at the vanguard who got the Eastend back for a few more seasons. It was still special.

Its all got to go. You fat bastard. Tis pure fat shaming genocide.

You could be onto something here. Its 2023. Joey Barton's Father could be his Mother. Men can give birth now. Its essential your movement saves fandom from the tyranny of chants.

Only Jesus could go down with a broken back and then a brain haemorrhage and run it off.

Know he did a bit of skating. But what did he do after the Redskins?

Another one snorting eggs...

Only if he's stood on a crate!