GodEmperor Palpatine

2 hours ago, WayOutWest said:

I call it the Gassy A.R.S.E factor. (Adjustment Required Supporting Exaggeration)

Take any of their attendances, apply the Gassy A.R.S.E. factor and hey presto, you have an attendance higher than the actual.

Example. 

Find out the actual attendance from a creditable source, say SkySports news.

• Bristol Rovers vs Crawley Town
• 7:45pm Tuesday 15th November
• The Memorial Stadium   (Att: 3676)

Now apply the Gassy A.R.S.E and its now over 5000!

Just wait till someone posts it was closer to 7,000.... it'll happen

39 minutes ago, SalisburyRed said:

Sorry, that's bordering on the cycle race or Christmas shopping excuses. 

Not at all, its genuine disruption for people wanting to travel to a game. If the same thing happened with the Gas lags for an away game, its pretty fair however the 'cycle race' or Christmas shopping is just poor, like someone posted Plymouth took a 1000 to Crewe... a 500+ mile round trip... 

57 minutes ago, Andy082005 said:

1000 to Millwall is impressive. Those slating it are embarrassing themselves.  

We got Birmingham away next week. I've not heard anything on ticket sales for that. Hope we don't embarrass ourselves by taking a similar amount. Our away support has been poor this season 

No it isn't. 5th in the league and they supposedly have one of the best away followings ever... 

Let's also not forget the train service between Gloucester and Brum is disrupted totally so that will affect our following a bit

And there it is... a post from Strange Gas

':laugh: - like the final sentence!

How can over 1,000 be poor?  130 miles.  On a saturday when most people are already Xmas shopping.  And when we're having 2 games a week almost every week. '

Didn't they boycott Pompey? No reason for the super club who are riding high taking at least double that...

Also get ready for how Millwall have praised their fans as being amazing today, never stopped singing and so on....

That one never gets old

Also I wonder for Gas lags if they pay attention to the official twitter account?!

No mention of chances for Millwall (just the goals) no wonder they feel hard done by....

City is more balanced and actually tweets chances for both sides

Edit:- mentions a couple of chances but all 4 goals must've been against the run of play.

3 minutes ago, Kodjias Wrist said:

Why do they always lie about everything. That is no way 1k. Doesnt matter how many they take anyway they make no atmosphere.

I just wonder what the excuse will be for taking such awful support.

Whats the boycott this week?

6 minutes ago, slartibartfast said:

We took more on a Tuesday night to Millwall ffs

12 minutes ago, Olé said:

It was 600 at an absolute max. I'm really not interested in the Gas but the Den is a few minutes walk for me and the lads in my local keep telling me to come down. 

I've never seen a Dopey Darrell era team and not sure what the fuss is about. They have one class act in the lad in midfield on loan from Palace, but the rest is awful and Taylor did absolutely F all up front.

To be fair to them they looked like with 11 they could play some decent direct stuff on the break via the Palace lad but the defence was awful, slow and useless on the ball, makes me realise how good we are playing out of the back.

My biggest takeaway about the Gas is the fella with the beard and wurzel gummidge hair is an absolutely obscene diver. Really doesn't matter that he's Gas, I'd say it if he played for my team, he is an absolute embarrassment, I thought I'd seen some things in football, but never a player who dives IN HIS OWN HALF four or five times rather than defend, proper cynical.

Make sure you see Millwall's fourth goal, a belter of a back pass from the Gas. Their fans had one round of Irene, one round of 'All hate Bristol City' (yes, that was their second song of the day) and then deadly quiet being abused by the Millwall lot for the rest of it. No one was locked outside but quite a small number made it inside. Must have been some kind of hold up in the concourse that lasted all 90 minutes.

 

1018 'very vocal Gasheads' according to their official twitter account...

I suppose they gotta talk up some shit considering they got utterly rinsed today 

4-0 

2 minutes ago, Sergio Georgini said:

Wouldn't call Millwall charming at all 

In comparison to the Gas?

3-0 

I'm sure we'll hear how the Gas played them off the park and were unlucky to lose today

1 hour ago, slartibartfast said:

**** me ! Slags player sent off, ref's obviously got it wrong !

The ref should be sacked immediately after the game... how dare he send a Gas Lag player off!!

Just seen they finished bottom of the group which included a youth team...

Shame.

1 hour ago, JBFC II said:

I see they have taken 65 to Portsmouth tonight, they cant have counted the 40000 locked outside

40000 boycotting and protesting outside....

Interesting if they made the final at Wembley if they take '000s or will they boycott that to? You know to uphold their principles

On 06/11/2016 at 10:38, Tomarse said:

There are no words 

And this is why this thread has been going for so long when they come up with these 'gems'...

Never known a dumber and more deluded bunch of fans and I lived in Swindon

Strange lot, laughing at our 19000+ but can't give free tickets away...

What boycott were they holding this time?

1 hour ago, Smaller than a flea said:

Gaschat is sad tonight.

It's a strange feeling. We've actually lost a game. No-one knows how to react.

You've lost 4 games...

4 minutes ago, Kim_il_sung said:

Why have you quoted a post I made a month ago? Strange.

Still waiting on a quote he made a month ago about how great Sag attendances were and how they sell 90% of their ground every home game... he chose to ignore that mind

4 minutes ago, BS3City said:

Sub 10,000 at the Mem Stad eh! No wonder it looks so empty...

Thats what having a trillionaire owner gets you... very posh.

10 minutes ago, st andrews gas said:

I don't apologise for others- I will however do so to BS3, at least the Gas supporting one- actually meant briz red who often verbally defecates on our forums...now I'll f"ck off...toodlepips...

You deserve to be banned for writing 'toodlepips'

4 minutes ago, st andrews gas said:

I'll f"uck off when jizzheads like BS3 and gizzdick or whatever it's called leaves our forums....

Bait and hooked

You finally conceded on your own lie about 90% of your ground being sold every game? 

5 minutes ago, st andrews gas said:

It doesn't matter sonny.... I care only for the Gas and laugh at comments like yours..'complete and utter superiority'...over us! yep, if that is the extent of your clubs ambition what else can we do but laugh...

Our ambition is to be in the PL, your ambition is to be above us... shows how garbage your pokey little club is.

If you care only about the Gas then what are you doing on a City forum? Simply just **** off.

Before you do though, can you explain why you lied about your bold statement that you sell 90% of your ground every game... So are all you Gas lags pathological liars?

So I guess the promotion bus they were talking about on Asschat has a flat tyre now