BanburyRed

Avoid the outdoor centres and retail parks this weekend, it's a bank holiday and all those white plastic chairs will be on spesh.....

Were they sitting on the fence because even splinters were preferable to 90mins+ sitting on the luxury white plastic chairs?!

Quite literally.....mind the (9 goal) gap!

Do you think if enough of us write in, we can get them on '60min Makeover'? Not enough for DIY SOS to do in 9 days but a lick of paint, some soft furnishings, scatter cushions, carpet offcuts should do the trick....

Surely they don't need polish? After all, it's plastic and a quick rub with a damp cloth will suffice....

Didn't someone post on here in the week that if it came down to LJ vs Harry, was only going to be one winner? Proven.

FFS.....

Villa snatch title off Brighton to hand to Newcastle....

Pen Blackburn.....3-1

3-0 Florest now....either a Brentford or City equaliser to change things now....

Baker sent off for Villa, pen Brighton...

2-0 Florest....

Penalty Florest.....scored

That's the point....

Huddersfield goalkeeper sent off.....

FFS.....Che Adams...!

Blackburn 2 up now...doing their bit...

Blackburn in front at Brentford, Florest going down as it stands....many a twist methinks!

Seems odd to take a football shirt all the way to Sellafield to dispose of it? Although having tried to burn a Gas one at Oxford one Sat afternoon many a year ago and failed miserably because it simply wouldn't combust, i can see why the might and power of a nuclear incinerator might be called upon!

Or just employing a groundsman with a really weak bladder.....

Having had the misfortune of sitting in Barnsley Bus Station one Sat afternoon killing time before a game watching the (literal) human detritus coming in off the towns/villages, calling Bristol a s***hole should be taken as a compliment! Yorkshire puddings! (as the Macc Lads would say...)

Haha Swindon! Flint says no.....to your league One status! Cheerie bye! Haha....

Only in my worst nightmares...

We need to go for the win, put our fate (somewhat) back in our own hands, let other teams (Blackburn, Forest, Brum, Wigan, Burton) worry about us rather than us have to rely on other results. There's enough pressure at this time in the season. Let's 'tyke' this opportunity and make ourselves safe for Championship football next season. COYR!

Millwall might take it upon themselves to dismantle it....during the game!