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The 'Pitman' on a hat trick against the sad old gas.....hahahahahahah!

The 'Pitman' has duly obliged against the sags, Pompey 2-0

Ipswich 4-1 against Sunderland, Grayson already looking next for the sack I reckon....

It's a fish gag......

Fair play to them....

Half time and job half done. Patience now to pick the right pass and kill the game off.

Patience is key tonight, as well as not taking any level of complacency. Could be a difficult, edgy eve especially if fast start and tempo doesn't yield a goal or two in the first 20/25 mins. Take 2-0 right now, goal in each half, another win to keep the run going, another 3pts to the total. #COYR!

Even the great Stephen King wouldn't use that for the front cover of 'It' - just too damn scary!!

When you put it like that, then yes....why would you torture yourself in either?!

What self respecting parent would take a child in there? Put them off Christmas for life...

Not so much a gap as a chasm!

Good job boys, even if not the best of performances overall. If you ain't playing great, don't lose the game. Another point to the total and another game unbeaten, more importantly!

Good vibes today - City 2-0! COYR!

Rather than relocate, they'd choose to move the stadium piece by piece then forget how it goes back together, ultimately selling it for scrap! Just about their level!!

In the words of the brilliant (and sadly no longer with us) Robert Shaw - 'we're going to need a bigger suggestion box!

Now they're out of the cup, they can concentrate on; a) the league b) trying to be the best they can, or c) minding the gap #ticktock

Hardly surprising really, after all there is a container with 'shithead' on his worktop....

He could've shaved, surely? He looks half asleep, like he's just woken from a terrible dream where he's been given of job as commercial director at a football club.....oh, hang on..... What a clown! I wouldn't trust him to direct my grandmother across the road....

Happy days indeed! 'Arry could get the chop from Brum, Steve Bruce on borrowed time if Villa lose tonight @ Barnsley.....funny! And remember, they're still coming for us.....throwing themselves off Wigan Pier with any luck!

Who had the bet @ 200-1 for City to win 5-1..?!

Thankfully our nemesis over recent seasons, Tom Ince, isn't involved, so no throwing himself to the ground or sneaking last minute goals. City 2, Derby 1 COYR!!

Surely there's no expectation when you're shit? Only to live down to those levels, and judging by tonight's performance, they're doing just fine.

Bonkers league, score 3, concede 3, get a point, drop from 9th to 11th. #toughas

Done! We'll take that....