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Slack Bladder

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  1. With all that has happened this season, staying up is probably a better achievement than winning league 1 Well done lads
  2. A lad goes to Ibiza for a week and texts his friend back home " Mate, the weather out here is just like your mum, 38 and hot" To which the mate replies " Well, back here is just like your sister, 18 and soaking wet"
  3. I was making love to this really sexy woman on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. "that's my husband" she exclaimed " Quick try the back door" Looking back on it, I should have made a run for it, but you really don't get offers like that everyday, do you
  4. Fair play to Lee for changing it at half time, I just assumed there was some unwritten law that City managers were not allowed to do that sort of thing. Very refreshing.
  5. If we lose, we lose. But to lose without a fight is unforgiveable. Got to be better and take the game to them in the 2nd half.
  6. I'm glad City are giving it everything in this relegation 6 pointer.
  7. City needed to assert themselves in that first half, surely Wolves can't be that bad after the break.
  8. My daughter is singing " Little Lee" to the tune of " Let it be" by The Beatles. I can't hear the radio!
  9. I'm going to regret saying this but........... Tomlin sounds like Lee Trundle......only better.
  10. Will they be able to still have a bar? Or will it be rose water only
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