A lad goes to Ibiza for a week and texts his friend back home " Mate, the weather out here is just like your mum, 38 and hot"
To which the mate replies " Well, back here is just like your sister, 18 and soaking wet"
I was making love to this really sexy woman on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open.
"that's my husband" she exclaimed " Quick try the back door"
Looking back on it, I should have made a run for it, but you really don't get offers like that everyday, do you
Fair play to Lee for changing it at half time, I just assumed there was some unwritten law that City managers were not allowed to do that sort of thing.
Very refreshing.