The Fat Controller

Whilst I appreciate it hasn't been the best start, there are another 70 minutes to play.

How many Gasheads were locked out of the Babestation Bar?

Sitting back apart from having 2 cleared off the line, obviously.

Are you sitting on the fence?

Are we entirely sure that he isn't a Sacha Baron Cohen character filming an elaborate comedy?

And enough funds to purchase a hat.

Can't fathom why he kept backing off for their goal.

******* Dennis.

Steve Davies with it too.

Are you in Horfield?

Oh for ***** sake can we not mention him again.

Bit defensive aren't you? More than one person mentioned a missing striker but you seem to have taken it a bit personally.

Compose a song about a player who no longer plays for us. He'll implode.

It is a taxidermied horse on display as part of an art exhibition in Geneva, Switzerland a couple of years ago. Controversial to say the least.

No, because I can't edit my post now.

A full 1000 Tilsons isn't it? A megaTilson.

How many points do we get for today, 10?

******* hell

Like most of the first then!

We're missing Paterson and Eliasson as well.

With two hard working forwards, I think this would be the way to go. The only real concern for me is Flint on the right of a three. He will need cover. But then I thought our team selections against Cardiff and Fulham meant we'd get nothing so what do I know.

Its the same thing, just that Otib has a handy autocorrect for anyone trying to replace the F with a U.

Division 3 (South) circa 1936.

Well it wasn't me! I think that shows a terrible lack of ambition.

I'm willing to give him a little more time but frankly only 6 points from the last 2 games just isn't good enough.