Ben4BCFC

Baldock did go through a stage of missing a great deal of opportunities but was still bagging goals. Getting two but maybe being able to have shows the work he puts in and the positions he gets in to. However now, he seems to be more clinical and getting goals more regularly.

Young, very intelligent, finding his feet, leading from the front, and becoming prolific. Something we've not had since Mickey and then only saw glimpses as I still don't believe he ever worked as hard as Baldock does.

Just hope we can keep hold of him in the summer.

3 blokes in the pub talking about how their wives act so sarcastic whenever they arrive home from the pub. They decide that when they get home that night. they'll do exactly what their wives say - to teach them a lesson.

So the next day they get back to the pub and talk about how it went.

The first bloke says: "Well it didn't go too well for me lads - didn't even get inside. But I taught my wife a lesson! I was about to get in the door, stumbled, and knocked over the bins. She shouted out the window: 'That's it, wake the f*cking neighbours up, why don't you?!' So off I wandered down the road, slamming the bin lids together. Woke everyone up!"

The other two blokes congratulate him on a stirling job, and the second chap tells about his night. "Well, I got in the house at least, went to make a sandwich and dropped a plate. The wife screamed down the stairs, 'That's it, smash the f*cking kitchen up, why don't you?!' So I went into the garage, got a sledgehammer, and battered every square inch of the kitchen."

His two mates are impressed, so the third one starts. "Well, I think I did the best, lads. I got in the house, made a sandwich, sat and watched the tele and went upstairs to bed. Feeling a bit horny, I reached over and felt the missus up, right between the legs. I thought it was all going so well, til she turned to me and said, 'Well, you can cut that out!'" ...