Gert Mare

The pikeys were coming out with "Accrington Stanley? Who are they?" quotes before Saturday's game. Honestly, what goldfish like memories these sags have.....Accrington Stanley members of the football league since 2006.....Bristol Squatting Rovers.....oblivion 2014.....members of the football league since 2015. Bristol Rovers who are they?

Order the open top......oh wait, THAT would be a waste!

Yeah Barnet had one too as winners of the Bananarama didn't they? Oh hang on.....No they didn't. ...so the Sags definitely didn't have one just because we did then? What's that? No? It was for what????.....For the kids?..... (Ring Ring)....Hello is that Childline? I'd like to report the biggest case of child abuse that this country has ever witnessed?.........

They are in the playoffs......quick reach for the Kleenex, start crawling out from under the floorboards. Come on Eileen!

That'll do nicely!

Yes but there was another guy who signed for Carlisle because the G*s could only offer him terms until xmas.

Don't say that the gift could give the ultimate xmas present....A winding up order by December 25th? Oh please god....PLEASE!

I'll put a tenner in for that

 

If only there was a local cause looking for money that we could give half the money collected to.....anyone got any ideas?

How about the WWI Memorial Fund to keep the Memorial Stadium as a sacred place for the fallen?

I just mentioned the name Nick Higgs in conversation to a sag the other day and they jumped straight down my throat. Typically touchy. It wasn't even in jest!

 

The problem with Sags is that they are like your kid brother....an absolute pain in the arse who wants everything that you have got and always feel hard done by. Then they kick off because their jealous rage takes over and then when daddy comes along to sort it out they exclaim that "they don't care" and "it was HIS fault not MINE".

 

Hopefully not too long now for social services to come along and have the little runny nosed ****er adopted!

We should start an administration sweepstake....

Sounds like desperation is setting in, Higgs 'bet the farm' in an attempt to make himself eternally popular amongst the majority of their support who only seem to want to get 'one up' on us.

So now it's a case of "**** it! Get anyone to pay for it, who cares if we have to hand over naming rights and pay rent? Get the Yanks in, get the Arabs in....anyone with a few quid even if it means asking ******* SHITHEADS!!!"

Don't think so somehow....

Tough!

Sag: Got any spare change for a new ground please you Sh**head ****?

 

Sheed: :laugh:. Umm...No.

Was never in doubt!

 

16 games to go.....Starting to believe....Automatic would be great, but Champions would be fantastic!!!!

 

COME ON!!!!

We played like the home team at their place at won at a canter.

 

Now unless they have all swallowed some magic potion that turns a dung heap into a vat of cider then we should get back to winning ways tonight.

 

The odd defeat like Saturday is the odd wake up call that is needed to keep the team on their toes.

 

Step it up City!

 

I'll take 1-0 (Fielding (Pen)).

If you are going to drop points then drop them when no-one else takes advantage.

 

I was moaning a few weeks ago when I felt we would lose top spot. We did, but we have taken advantage recently and have got a slight buffer again.

 

Sheffield United are one of those late blooming teams. I didn't fancy it Saturday, so I checked the result at 5pm and wasn't surprised.

 

If we win the game in hand then things still look lovely jubbly!

 

Re-group and go again....

 

Our destiny is still firmly in our hands.

MK Franchise can score 5 every week from here on in, but if we keep winning it will count for Jack all! More pressure dumped on our rivals. Well done the boys!

Yessssssssss! Stick that in your inbred Swindle funnel!

Come on. 1-0 will do. You reds!!

Freeman on for Saville

One or two sloppy touches from Saville.....Ooer.

Come on City. Bury these fish fingers!

Are we constantly looking for Matt Smiths head?

We don't want to be resting anyone today we want to be winning both games in hand before we start resting people!

They're playing us off the park.

Some kiddie who was playing for Runcorn Town in the equivalent of the Bristol and District league is running the show.

Surely we can beat this mob today. They are just a suburb of Blackpool.

If we are having a blip, rather it happens now than when the transfer window has 'slammed' shut.

Without question we must bring in some quality during the window. Agree with others that Smith is not what we need. We need one or two who know where the net is, and I would like another strong attacking midfielder...but we may only get one player in as Lansdown doesn't like the January transfer window much.

A month ago - successive defeats to Swindle and Preston, people saying our bubble had burst.

Now - Won four, lost one, since then and only conceded once today with ten men. Yes performances havent been the best and other teams are flying but who is still top? Us!

The developing picture is that expectations are getting higher and higher the longer we are at the top. At the start of the thread, people were predicting 4-0 wins.. Due to some bad luck and undoubtably a decent performance by Crewe, that didnt happen and the same people are throwing their toys out of the pram and saying we are doomed. Our fanbase really hack me off sometimes.

Bring on Yeovil.

I admire your positivity focussing purely on us. I prefer to look at the bigger picture. Top of the league we are, but staying there is currently out of our hands (MK Dons game in hand), and the gap between 1st and 4th is now a single point. Not a comfortable statistic.

Oh well. Que sera. Re-group and go again. This season will go down to the wire, but would rather be in this position than the one we were in last year. Better go and purchase some stop bite though. FFS City...Why do you always do this to your supporters?! :laugh: