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Mahatma Coate

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  1. This is one of the most complete performances I have ever seen from a bristol city team...it's has been near perfection thus far

    It's been a really good demonstration of how to impose our game onto another team. You don't have to be particularly flashy and today City have been very effective, very neat and look to be playing well within themselves.

    Nice bounce back after the bijou wobble ette

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  2. I personally don't give a flying one if we won cos you had a man sent off or 5 men sent off.

    We won and that's all that matters.

    If things had been reversed you wouldn't have cared a jot either,do you can dress it up any way that makes you feel better about it, but the fact is you got beat.

    End of.

    Now let's see if you can avoid doing a Preston - win 8 in a row then lose 3 in a row

    So, a 5 foot 8 player can headbutt a 6 foot 1 player on the top of the forehead can he? And a 6 foot 1 player does a dying swan having grabbed the 5 foot 8 player? When the card is rescinded the 6 foot 1 player can look forward to 4 games out and is forever branded a cheat. One day he will be fouled badly and the ref will think "he's the cheat" and wave play on.

    A cheated win but you'll get paid back a few times this season when marginal calls go against your team of fakers.

  3. Alex Salmond rang the Queen for some advice about the possible independence.

    "If we become independent could we become a Kingdom so I can be King?" He said.

    "No, Mr Salmond, for I would still be Queen".

    He thought for a bit then he said "what about a Principality so I can be a Prince then?".

    "No, Mr Salmond, not a good idea nor a Duchy for you are not a Duke nor will I make you one".

    The Queen thought and said "as you would be in charge, it's only right that Scotland is a country".

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