Shelton’s Love Gravy

There is some seriously suppressed man-love going on there…

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Get them, before they get you!

9 minutes ago, barnards bumhole said:

What other zombie players could be reanimated? Would that be the edge we finally need?

Zombie Atyeo would be the obvious one. Zombie Cheesley would also be good (although he isn’t actually dead yet).

How about a soup kit?

No black shorts for the home kit though please. Whenever we have had black shorts, we have ended up being violated again and again and again…

Green and purple.

With inappropriate appendages.

Embarrassing.

26 minutes ago, Harry said:

Yes yes yes, we all know that. 
But what about the Loins? 
The Loins please, what’s with the Loins?? 

Loin, is a piece of meat from the back of an animal, near the tail or from the top part of the back legs.

Groin on the other hand, is just someone’s groin…

59 minutes ago, Harry said:

Is this the most bizarre topic ever? 
 

We have Shelton’s Bum Gravy, Tinnion’s Turnips and Barnards Bumhole discussing loins. With zero context. 

I’m absolutely fascinated to see where this goes. 

I think you’ve just improved my user name!

9 minutes ago, slartibartfast said:

Job for Gareth Malone ?

Hung like an elephant with mumps, allegedly…

13 minutes ago, Tinnions Turnips said:

Or maybe Morgan Whittaker, he scored plenty this season and is the right age for the future?

If Morgan has an Organ, it is very likely he could be our man!

1 minute ago, Tinnions Turnips said:

I agree, we need to be more progressive. Maybe one or two smart signings would help our cause #NothingVentured

Yes!

Harry Kane.

and a re-animated Dixie Dean.

Dixie Dean…

God!

2 minutes ago, barnards bumhole said:

I think groin might be more appropriate on this occasion. Just on general principles of course

No Sir! I do not wish to offend, but I would hasten to venture that loin may remain the safest course of action in these particular circumstances…

15 minutes ago, Tinnions Turnips said:

Albion are a poor man's Birmingham City

West Brom have been well and truly violated…

Just now, OliOTIB said:

The same formations that we have been using since the manager came in? 

I don’t think so. They are all just wrong!

3 minutes ago, barnards bumhole said:

Was it the right kind of seed?

All seed is good seed, my friend!

Yes please.  I would very much like to have a shirt

3 minutes ago, slartibartfast said:

I find it quite embarrassing when they have to change key at the end as they can't hit the high notes !

Testicular extraction is the only solution, sadly… 

Plums.

Mon Dieu! Je viens de perdre mon oeil!!

Loin.

Groin.

Seed.

Letting Matty James go is silly.

Silly I tell you.

Silly.