Malago

Down the back of the sofa they scavenged from the council tip?

It's all relative

Charlton have brought on Megan Fox, d'you think she'll be closely marked.

Stonewall pen according to AB on Twitter.

Given the bitchfest that's broken out on nearly all the other threads about who should or shouldn't be the next manager and who is or isn't ITK, thinking about the sags' court appeal offers a bit of life relief. Whilst I've throughly enjoyed their travails over the last two years there's part of me that wants them to build their new stadium. In all the 50 years I've been following the City we've never had a decent away end in which to sing our songs whilst playing the sags. It would be nice at sometime in the future to travel to S. Glos with 4000 odd of us and really belt out "drink up thee cider" whist watching our brave boys in red giving their sad sorry rag asses a proper football hiding.

Pearce looked to be carrying quite a gut in the publicity photos during the week. Obviously needs games and could be off the pace until he gets match fit.

It's a worry.

He's playing a tactical blinder fighting the French as General Kutuzov in "War and Peace", so not a bad shout.

Yellow card for a late yes. Thought it was a 2nd

It has come to my attention that the "great unwashed" don't have a game this weekend. Would someone be kind enough to explain how this unlikely turn of events has come about.

Your father had the shipfitter's blues.

Anybody know the Birmingham score?

Expect the worst, hope for the best.

After all the nonsense spouted by all and sundry these last few days, I'm just looking forward to a game of football. Come on the pride of Bristol.

As opposed to Stockwood Syndrome, which is the state of paranoia caused by your fifth flagon of scrumpy.

OTIB

Any news on costs. If Judge Judy has ordered that the sags pay Sainsburys costs it really will be Goidnight Irene.

Perhaps it's wishful thinking, but the fact that the gas dominated Evil has been pumping out stories about how attractive an investment the sags are, makes me suspect the club has had a sight of the findings of Judge Prowedman and the news isn't good. Softening them up for the bad news I think it's called.

On a footballing note, I use the term loosely, I see one of the star players, 34 year old "Bob" Monkhouse, has shot his bolt and has turned the offer of new contract. He's apparently got a better offer from a bigger club. I think it's Hartlepool, but not bring an expert in Basement football, I may be mistaken.

As a point of fact, both Bristol City and Bristol Eastville Rovers turned professional in 1897, the year both clubs joined the Southern League. The claim that the are the oldest professional club in Bristol is another lie.

Dopey's targeting back to back promotions. Meanwhile the Evil has 9 separate 15ers headlines on its webpage.

Hope his next shot rifles wide of the post.