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Germany.

Please can someone help me? I’ve ordered a match day pass and have my Nord VPN switched on, but I am trying without success to connect using my IPad, via the app.

I remember an early game during the 99/2000 season when she was pitchside, attempting to give an award to Shaun Taylor, just as the match was about to start. The referee gave Ms. Mason a steely look and she mumbled an apology over the tannoy. Priceless!

I'd love to see him score goals like this. From 0:22.

As I mentioned on the podcast, opening fixtures aren't a great indicator of form for the rest of the season. Just ask Luton, who drew last season's curtain raiser and only took a further point from the next 3 games

Starter for 10, no conferring and fingers on the buzzers?

Yes, but do you think the game will go ahead?

There! Fixed that for you Ian. ?

You haven't? Its a cracker! You should have heard the one about the City fan who drove a mini-bus full of Gasheads to Wembley! (sorry Al, slow Friday) ?

Not bad fella. You make up as many songs as you like. Great for the soul.

Judging by tomorrows forecast our best option would be former winger Mike Brolly! (Great in rainy conditions and a member of the 1975-76 promotion squad)

Not Cleopatra? She was a pain in the asp.

Or literally blow all the world's smoke up our arses. Just like our former player, Ivan Testiclestanu!

Perhaps they'll change the name to ChatSHIT?

He's signed up for Classic FM to present 'Twentyman Talks Bach'.

In January! ?

7-2 on with Rosetintedglasses 6-4 on with Gertlushbetting 11-2 each way with a goal difference finish, with Totalbowlocks

Is Mbappe channeling his inner Lionel Richie? (Al) Hilal, is it me you're looking for?

Its not just that - I need a bigger F5 button!

Sources for courses.

Nobody's perfect, Dave.

On the wrong thread. I was tired.

Wolves should try the Beadles approach... Hey Jule(n) Just make that bid £25 million? No, make it bigger Remember, that Alex Scott looks the part And he can start to make you better Better, better, better, better, Better, better, ahhhh Five, five, five million more Million more Hey Jule(n)

Here comes the Bod now!

I can't stop thinking about....tomorrow...