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17 minutes ago, Hartcliffe red said:

Surely he wouldnt desert them now he has camel this way with them.doesnt sand right to me

I think they would get the hump if he did leave 

17 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

I've read this several times and I'm still not sure I follow.

Although in my head, I found myself reading it in a faux Chinese accent.

That's never happened before. 

Sorry rob ha ha . Long night

5 hours ago, Bluebeard said:

In the interests of balance, can someone do an A4 laminate of this please? 

OMG the blue few / 15'ers are so deeeelooooded!! They really are the gift that keeps on giving! We don't even care about them anymore because we are an established championship club with loads more fans than they will ever have. Everyone likes us more than them and our manager is not only a tactical genius, he's much better at giving interviews. Our ground is going to hold 27,000 rugby fans next year and we didn't even have to steal it because our owner is bloody loaded. Why don't those sags follow his example and be turncoats, they know they want to because they're just bitter that their rivals are sooo much bigger and better. And the best bit is we don't even see THEM as our rivals!!  Ha, the gift!

I was bantering with a gas head at school the other day and guess what!! He said that we might be playing derbies again in 2 years and that they could have a big ground too!! Totally deeeeloooded, what a gift! This proves that their entire fan base (which isn't even as big as ours) is totally obsessed with us. I told him we don't care about you one tiny bit, we never sing about you at the Gate and nobody even speaks of Bristol Rovers anymore! Ha! 

Their shirt is shit and Irene is a slag. But I wouldn't even know what their shirt looks like of how Irene goes because they aren't even rivals! I was chatting to a Real Madrid fan the other day and he had heard of us but not them!  When I told him they got relegated to the conference and that we never talk about them anymore he couldn't believe it. Have that you blue bastards!

Our song is much better than theirs and when the whole ground sings it, they can hear us up at Bemmee Down library. Oh when the red red Robbin shoots his Bob, Bob Bobbin it's time to move along. Shhh. Tick, tock, tick, tock, mind the gap gassers! 

Not a direct quote admittedly but IMO a reasonable summary of the first 211 pages on this thread.

I think u missed a few points . To any sag reading this . Most of the pages on here is us LAUGHING at u . Those points NON LEAGUE very funny. SAINSBURYS very funny . PUNCHING HORSES very funny ( not for the poor horse ) the list is endless. U lot here a shithead say rovers and u all think " there obsessed with us " . It's like u stick your fingers in your ears like a five year old and stamp your feet . You should listen or read it more carefully. And for you lot calling us shitheads WTF is that all about maybe u are 5 years old . I hope dopey leaves u I bet your bottom lip will be quivering then . OTIB MTG

Huge fan base = 4000 season tickets . They really are a bunch of zoomers 

Just said to the father in law . Dopey might be of to Leeds his reply was .' Why would he go there he's got everything he needs at rovers ' . I started laughing he called me a shithead . Ha ha Leeds United or Bristol rovers mmmmm

21 minutes ago, glynriley said:

1,2,3,4 can I have a little more

5678 days in our shadow.....

http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/soccer?iso=20001028T1645&p0=299&msg=CITY+above+rovers

And rovers fans keep saying tick tock shitheads . We're coming for u shitheads . Well nearly 5700 days now . We're are u lets being avin u . Ha ha ha

The majority of this thread has been taking the piss out of a shambles of a football club that has also been NON LEAGUE .If it was the other way round do u think sagheads would be saying. Gashead 1 " city just been relegated to non league. Gashead 2 " ye I know but doesn't the pitch look nice at the mem . Now they are league 1 this thread is not as good . But I've thoroughly enjoyed their demise over the last few years. But all good things come to an end . For now . OTIB 

So we are on par with Rotherham and millwall ok . So your on par with let's say chesterfield and port vale or are those clubs to tinpot for u lot . I expect if u never got promoted Saturday u would try and take Accrington to court or report them to the F.A . Remember this saghead NLBR NON LEAGUE BRISTOL ROVERS that's what u will always be to me . MTG

All this praise for rovers **** um 

It's good to see a couple of sensible sags on here . Shame the father in law can't be like it . We were having a chat about today's football and I said to him I hope the rovers get in the playoffs. He got quite agitated. Can't win sometimes. Come on Oxford and Accrington 

Fair shout . For kodjia I would say 6 or 7 million. Wouldn't be a bad first signing for u lot 

3 minutes ago, Miahdennehy said:

That's the bloke! I knew it was Dave something. I remember watching the press conference on TV and thinking what a load of old bollocks. The word of  anyone making rash promises like that should be taken with a very large pinch of salt.

I'm pretty happy with our new owners so far, the bloke seems a decent sort, and certainly hasn't made any promises. I think the real test for us will be if we begin to struggle next season some halfwits (and trust me we ALL have them) will be demanding to know why we aren't signing Jamie Vardy instead of a Burton Albion reserve.

Genuine question miahdennehy . When was the last time the sags paid for a player and do u think wally will open the cheque book

4 minutes ago, Calculus said:

Hang on. Are you saying that one sensible Gashead represents 5% of their support?

No I was taking the other couple of sags that get on here into consideration 

2 minutes ago, st andrews gas said:

Some of ours- not me...we took 28k to wembley...are nowhere near the 6th richest club, there were no city at the mem v mansfield. So you see, we are not all deluded.

Just the other 95%

1 hour ago, Port Said Red said:

http://www.bcfc.co.uk/news/article/the-best-price-guaranteed-for-201617-season-cards-3084228.aspx .

http://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/article/last-day-for-early-bird-season-tickets-3085515.aspx

I wonder how their logic is coping with this?

We've sold more than that in one stand ha ha ha ha deluded fools 

Its like the evening post is their programme. I've read some shit before but I think this takes the biscuit. Sign John terry ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 

Thing is with the blue few . They remind me of the character shallow Hal. Through their eyes everything is amazing and beautiful. Through everybody else's eyes they are tinpot and shit .

So the evening post and rovers get excited for selling 3000 rising to 5000 hopefully. Which is pathetic in my eyes but to them is ambition. #makingbristolprowed

3 minutes ago, Ciderhead433 said:

rivalry my a@^ 174 pages pages  on a 4th tier club its obsession go onto there site theres hardly anything about us on there.

Pathetic.

 

Obsession u say . But u go on there forum .

They still are the laughing stock of football. Oh they meant Accrington I see

7 minutes ago, S_Y_G said:

For club that has no club song and whose fans can't even put their heads together to adopt or write one, its quite amusing seeing rover's chants/songs being criticised.   Maybe you should talk to non Bristol fans who have been to both grounds and see which they say has the best atmosphere, but you wouldn't like the answer.

Fans of Wat teams saghead. Accrington Braintree Dover or teams like Newcastle Leicester or forest . When you have played teams like that in the last 10 years we might take u serious. And by the way the song u sing the only song u sing is shit and u nicked that as well.

12 minutes ago, Doozerchris said:

Hoping to get something on the cheap whilst someone else is in the shit seems to be engrained in your dna as a club.

You haven't paid for the construction of a stand since you were at Eastville. .!

You also decided not to comment on the other points I made , why was that ?

I don't think they've paid for a player since eastvile ha ha ha belters 

Come on city would take a point but wouldn't be surprised if we won today. There not in the best of form and we've been quite good away

6 minutes ago, glynriley said:

465 notes for a ST in the gAss 'main stand' (!)

So the prices they were paying wen they were non league ha ha still brings a smile to my face . We're probably the same . Didn't realise it was so expensive to watch that shit

19 minutes ago, Hello said:

who was paying for the AG redevelopment out of his own pocket again?

http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Bristol-City-season-ticket-holders-face-hike-100/story-29025735-detail/story.html

 

 

My season ticket will cost the same as last season. 349 for me and my son plus he gets a free shirt not bad for championship football . Wat does it cost to watch the sags I have no idea. Talking of season tickets how many u going to sell next season 3000 maybe or don't they give the figure out because it's so embarrassing . Ha ha ha ha ha