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NOTBLUE

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  1. I just hope the tens of thousands of sags don't clog up the roads and make the festival goers late.
  2. I can just imagine Leslie Phillips saying "TICK TOCK" in a "DING DONG" sort of way.
  3. Is spanking the monkey similar to punching the horse.
  4. And his dad replies,when you're a gashead son,the clown outfit is obligatory.
  5. All I do to shut up some fantasising sag is to simply stick to the facts,they don't like facts.
  6. They're more likely to bring some back from the UWE,but it won't be theft,just a misunderstanding.
  7. Bert,is Alfie Biggs the one who kicked a copper,and was quite often dragged out of the Black Swan on Stapleton rd before home games.
  8. The thought of seeing some fat saghead ,head to toe in lycra makes me feel quite sick.
  9. Surely that was posted by@turd1883 not @tur1883.
  10. Well if they had of won it,I wouldn't put it past them to sell the thing.
  11. I've heard that a representative of a big club did go to the Mem with the intention of buying their superstar striker,but ended up buying two chipped vases for a £1 from the car boot sale instead.
  12. F*** me,you mean you had to edit THAT ?,the mind boggles.
  13. Holders of the Gloucester cup,in your dreams.
  14. You should of left via Ashton Rd,I can assure you buzzing doesn't come close.
  15. Bert,this is the most serious post you've ever posted,are you ill.
  16. Wally was told that Rovers fans liked canapes,right then who's going to tell him.
  17. Oh I don't know,some of them aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer.
  18. I wouldn't say botched,more designed by by a five year old.
  19. The whole of league one must be absolutely s****** themselves.
  20. Sorry you've completely lost me now.
  21. And in the bargin basket at that.
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