NOTBLUE

Apparently there were City fans in the court room.

Plan B it is then,going to need some bigger tents then.

Let me take you by the hand and lead you through the streets of Horfield,I'll show you a dump that thinks it's a football ground. With apologies to Ralph McTell.(spelling?)

Is there any other sport like it,absolute lows,absolute highs,I love football.

Happy with that,now for a cider or two.

Yeah! I bet they were well impressed.

I see the sags have printed a sticker similar to our mind the gap ones,it says mind the cash,when will they realise.

Well they are pretty stupid mind,in a unique sort of way.

Don't forget,time waits for no man.

When are they going to realise that Wally hasn't got as much money as they think,just had an armchair gas head telling me to mind the gap,and how did it feel to be neighbours with the sixth richest club in the country.He actually thought that wally had bought Llyods bank,after explaining that his family had infact got a one third share in a smallish bank in Jordan he went into denial claiming us sheeds were just jealous and running scared.I also pointed out that the gap was actually in our favour,cue a puzzled look,he said they would overtake us within 5 years and would be in the prem by then,mind the gap he repeated.I some times depair at the lack of intelligence amongst our blue friends.

Yes,yes,yes and no.

So the silly sags are now saying he isn't the owner,his family are,but they're not on the list either,stranger and stranger.

No and it's not a banjo either.

Or Irene's knickers,and they drop in a blink of an eye.

Yeah but they are booing the board.

Wes would of scored.

Trying to mask the stench coming from the terraces.

Clean sheet now please City.

Heavy breathing?

Didn't even realise what I was writing there.

Keep an eye on thier attendance tomorrow,should be sell out surely,what with them being one of the richest clubs in the world.

,well worth the dancing bananas.

They're not even the third richest club in Bristol are they,if you include the rugby club.

Well the sags I work with didn't seem too excited about it,just sort of apprehensive.

I've Often wondered what the lyrics were,thanks for clearing that up for me.