Lanterne Rouge

I`m so tempted to go over to slagchat but am resisting for the time being. I imagine it will be much funnier in an hour or two once all the mutants have had a chance to reflect and gather their thoughts. In the meantime, all Wimbledon aren`t we?

Anyone else thinking of buying Wimbledon`s stream for their game?

Right, eyes down for today. Wimbledon to beat Swindon at home Wigan to beat Crewe at home And if the s*gs lose that`ll be them in the bottom four, six points from safety with four to play. Please let it happen.

Obviously. Great isn`t it?

It would be nice but I can`t see it somehow. Still, up the Cobblers!

Just the 33 places - more than a full division. Or if you prefer, over a third of the entire league Mind the (ever increasing) gap

What if they threw in all the out of date crisps and stale pasties you could eat and unlimited visits to Santa`s Grotto? Bet you`d be tempted then.

The thing is though, the knock off stuff is probably better quality than the gear they sell officially. One word - Wembly.

And Brora Rangers.

Never mind, they can wash it down with some fake Fanta.

Slitting their wrists over on sagchat........................

All going well up to now along with Wednesday having been dicked by Swans - that`s them gone now surely?

They need to have their hard drives securely wiped regularly.

That`s exactly what I`ve been saying for years.

A s*g fan described to a T in 13 words!

Oh, without a doubt! The slight chance that they may be a bit better than most of the dross down in the basement would be a bit of a worry though until we saw how it panned out.

Al these managers think they can turn players like him around - fresh start, clean slate and all that but some are just beyond help. Look at Tomlin - even Neil Warnock, love him or hate him, couldn`t get a tune out of him and if he couldn`t then I doubt many others would be able to.

Oh I hope it is but I think they`ll scab their way out of it - it`s what they do. Mind you, would that be such a bad thing? They could well tear it up in League 2 but if they stay up and Wally invests what he normally does another season of struggle awaits. In all honesty, can anyone see any half decent players wanting to sign for the headcase Barton (assuming he`s not locked up by next season)?

Heart says they`re going down but head says not. Just done the forecast on The Fishy and put them down to draw v Lincoln, beat Crewe & MK and lose the other two and they finish 5th bottom two points clear of the drop. Unless they are truly shite in the last five they`ll be having their survival open-top bus tour I fear.

Get in! This game is exactly the sort that makes county cricket the great contest it is. Nip and tuck, one side on top and then the other with the game looking over after two days only for Somerset to rally and come back to win it. Great stuff!

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10. Surely we can`t Somerset this up from here can we?

32 with four left still now. You got to love cricket - we were dead and buried on Friday night

There`s some belter over on slagchat saying the EFL should investigate the Wigan & Wimbledon results from yesterday for evidence of illegal betting patterns! You couldn`t make it up - well obviously you could if you`re a fewer.

And some of that fake Fanta - it`s got all sorts in it, it`s like moonshine.