Lanterne Rouge

The problem there is they`d squat at Mangoes and then steal the ground. I wouldn`t want that for Bristol`s second side.

3-1 Swindon

Wigan 2 up

Whatever. Bet you`re fun at parties.

Just seen the goal. Knife through butter and their wonder keeper passes it out to the goalscorer.

Swindon 2 up. Pitman again

Cobblers 1 up v Ipswich

Especially if Swindon do beat Pompey tonight - they`ll really need three points on Saturday. Great minds!

Wouldn`t it be just like those scabby gits to avoid relegation because the ESL6 clubs are chucked out of the league? That would rank with them staying in the league in 1939 because World War 2 started.

Would you rather have your right or left bollock chopped off with a rusty penknife?

The trouble is though, you`re stuck in your seat and can`t shelter behind a fat bloke (or in the case of most other fans, shelter behind me)

Neither of those were too bad as it goes. Hartlepool`s old fashioned but in a neat and tidy way and Feethams was next to the cricket ground and you had to walk round the boundary to get in. The coldest I have ever been was at AG funnily enough. A home game v Ipswich about three or four years ago. It was in March and a lovely sunny day but there was a horrendously cold wind blowing straight into the South Stand and the wind chill took it to about 15 below.

It wasn`t watching City but I was at Exeter for a night game against someone. It was so cold the Mars bar I bought from the big bank kiosk was frozen solid and I couldn`t eat it till I got it home and thawed it out. Grimsby I agree with - cold wind off the North Sea (the ground`s only the other side of the railway line from the beach) but bloody a bloody lovely cod lot!

It was! Valley Parade pre-fire was pretty grim too as was Belle Vue in Doncaster.

It has all the aesthetic splendour of Neath/Port Talbot but the locals are less welcoming.

But then there`s Barrow.......................................

Absolutely but bottom four will do for me. The natural order of things will have been restored with the gap being two divisions.

Sagchat at it`s finest: A comment appears from a poster on there says he`s signed up since they appointed Barton as he is interested in following his career and makes some points about hoping he can get them back up next season. The next post reads `**** off 100% ted ******* troll` The next post to that: `he`s an Everton fan mate` Second poster `he could still be a Ted troll` Their levels of paranoia (and stupidity) know no bounds.

I`m having the lamb shank for tea!

I`ll save her to have with me full English tomorrow morning.

According to their match day thread Joey the jailbird didn`t even go into the dressing room at HT, he just stayed out sat on the bench.

But if I had, it wouldn`t have happened. You can thank me later.

Wimbledon not doing their GD any harm either - 11 better than the fewers as it stands.

`Barrow, on a Tuesday night, Barrow on a Tuesday night`

They could even be all but down next Tuesday if they get beaten by MK Dons and Wigan and Wimbledon win