Lanterne Rouge

It would look even better without the points deduction we got for annoying Angus ******* Fraser

Game over. Somerset la la la.

How many wickets will we lose trying?

I bet it would have been down to him if they`d eased away from the bottom and finished comfortably mid table after he joined.

You can just see them getting a lead of about 8 and when you allow for the change of innings there won`t be enough time/light left. That would be a very Somerset outcome.

They`re going to grind out a draw aren`t they? The light will be a factor in an hour or so.

Vince gone. Just need the rain to hold off now. A Michelle for COve, seven for the match.

Yep! We`ll be playing (and hopefully competing) with the likes of Forest, Boro, Blades, Baggies & Fulham whereas they`ll be welcoming footballing giants like Barrow, Harrogate, Scunthorpe, Crawley, Stevenage and Mansfield to the tented village.

Mission accomplished for the idiot Barton. Obviously we all hoped they would be in a relegation battle but I suspect in our heart of hearts we expected them to scab their way out of it on goals scored or something. To finish five points adrift at the bottom behind some truly shite teams is beyond our wildest dreams!

It`s about time for the old `Where are the dogging sites around Bristol?` one to make an appearance again.

Why did you want to do that Marlon?

Penalty Derby

3-2 Wednesday Bye bye Wayne

Louis Britton coming on

Wednesday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get outta here Derby

Still only needs a Wednesday goal though.

Never a booking for Scott there.

2-1 Derby. Boo.

Annoying. We`ve kept him quiet so far but one chance is all a player like him needs usually.

I doubt we`ll see him in a City shirt much before August now.....................

Zak on for Mapps. Has to be a knock presumably?

Definite shove in the back from Bakes. I reckon the ref gives it if Toney doesn`t make a meal of it like he did.

Derby goal disallowed for offside. Right decision.

He`s doing alright for me up to now.

Tommy Conway in particular is looking like he knows how best to get his revenge.