Lanterne Rouge

He`ll go to Spurs. Pjanic on the streets of London.

One for the cricket buffs. Yorkshire had a lad called Jack Shutt playing for them - is he any relation to our erstwhile striker Carl?

And we are top of the league

James H bringing us home again it looks like.

So it`s a T20 game for all intents and purposes now. Yorkshire 26/1 off 3.1

It`s strange - I don`t think he fancies ooop north. He`s never played for anyone further north than Ipswich.

Gibbo said on comms this morning that the side playing Notts had an average age of 22.8 years which is the youngest Somerset side ever to play a first class match. Take Steve Davies` & James Hildreth`s 71 combined years out and I dread to think what it would be - about 12!

Caught a bit of commentary on 5Live earlier and they were banging on about `power sweeps` whatever the **** they are but seem to be a hundred `shot`. Presumably a normal sweep with an electric motor in the bat or something. Load of bollocks.

Absolutely! I bet they weren`t expecting Bristol-related abuse in deepest Cornwall!

Driving across Bodmin Moor this morning I got stuck behind a load of hobby cyclists swerving all over the road and not giving way. Imagine my surprise when I saw that two of them were bedecked in Da Famuzzzz Quarters. I was ******* tempted to put them in the ditch it has to be said but just stuck to shouting `gashead *******` out of my window as I passed them. Brightened up a dull working day if nothing else.

Anthony Gibson who was commentating for 5Live today was extolling how wonderful our Academy system is. He went through the whole team and gave chapter and verse on where they cam from. There are an awful lot of Devon lads there (and a couple of Cornish) so we must be doing some pretty good scouting down here. I guess being the westernmost first class county doesn`t hurt either.

I`m guessing the Roverzzzz players` hearts weren`t in it as they`re all so angry about the persecution the sainted Joey is having to endure. Bloke`s a ******* martyr.

Anyone else spotted that Sky Cricket has now been renamed Sky Hundred?

They shut their eyes when it`s in view and end up crashing their Ford Escorts into lampposts.

Glastonbury is right, I`d forgotten that one.

That is actually a nice design.

Somerset used to play at the Westlands Ground in Yeovil - I distinctly remember a JP League game v Essex there. Also the Imperial Ground in Bristol.

Did he take the penalty?

I must admit, I thought I knew all of Cliff Richard`s songs.......................................

I hope it`s because no-one with more than one brain cell and any respect for the game of cricket is giving it a swerve.

Clem Morfuni says Swindon Town fans 'have club back' as takeover nears completion - BBC Sport And it is Garner as head coach. As @Banned User says, one place above the fewers next season would be priceless!

Well, there`s a turn up - who could have predicted that!

Get well soon big man. Fight this bastard in the way you played.

You just know they will give them some sort of emergency dispensation though now the sainted Wayne has spoken.

15 runs costly so not a real disaster