Lanterne Rouge

Anyone else think Derby v Wednesday is looking like two bald men fighting over a comb?

Nice from Alex Scott there.

Long injury delay at Derby after Waghorn collided with a post. Looked horrible in the replay didn`t it?

Perhaps we could do what they do at race meetings at the end of the game. Treat it like a Selling race, parade the players around the pitch at full time and auction them off.

And God help the fewers if the Mangoes and Manor Farm ever go pro.

I don`t. And really would rather not to be truthful.

Just been over to slagchat where they`re discussing who they should try to sign in the summer. Talk about delusional, they think they can get players from Everton, Leicester, Liverpool even and seriously think they have a chance of signing some of Exeter`s next crop of wonderkids (Sparkes, Jay etc.). Why do they think this? it`s because they`re a far bigger club than Exeter apparently! I would put money on them only signing about four players and we`ll have only heard of one of them.

1000 - 2000 to away games! I think we need to keep a record of how many (not locked out) there actually are. My guess would be that they will take 1000 fans to precisely 0 games.

It don`t half grow once those championship-ready sprinklers get going mind.

May 2nd is my birthday. It took eleven years for me to truly celebrate it again after 1990.

Were they in date or just a load that someone found in a skip round the back of Muller Road News?

One of which would have been deleted as it contained mild criticism of the Dear Leader and would have been deemed to have been posted by a gurt dirty Ted.

They`re obviously waiting for their open-top bus parade. After all, the cones are out and that`s how many normally turn up for them

A Double Diamond works wonders and it`s Tankard that helps you excel! The seventies was defined by beer slogans - every brew seemed to have one back then.

Not a fan of the Party Seven then back in the day?

Perhaps you got a trophy for competing in the Watney Cup. Not a very big one mind.

All the s*gs appear to think Private Widdle is the evil that infests their club. I for one disagree, I think he`s doing a wonderful job and he should be kept on with a pay rise.

Give it time. Joey`s court case is coming up and the realisation will sink in that they aren`t going to buy their way out of league 2 with the ten quid Wally will chuck in the hat. No doubt there are massive ground improvements on the way in the summer too which will rival the investment of several premier league clubs. Tis always quietest before the storm.

I thought that. Being replaced by Cheltenham. How embarrassing.

May 2nd is my birthday and I`ve spent better ones than that evening in Bath. Eleven years later though.............................

`Ground, ground, ground, they forgot about the team` Oh wait, they forgot about the ground as well! #backoneleagueabovewheretheybelong

Ten is still a number.......................

I prefer to think of Barrow on a Wednesday night in February. Hartlepool looking a reasonable shout for promotion too.

You certainly have to admire the sterling job he`s done. He`s gone from being intensely disliked by most to being loved by 90% of football fans in Bristol. Well done Joey!

Don`t forget they kick off at 1pm for some reason. This of course means that the legend `BRISTOL ROVERS ARE RELEGATED` will be scrolling across the bottom of the Sky screen for a good half an hour before the other games kick off.