Lanterne Rouge

Barrow a A bloody long way and a stuffing Crawley h I`ll give him that one Hartlepool a See Barrow Orient h Draw Walsall a Lose Swindon h Lose in front of about 7k screaming g*sheads because Swindon are better than them. Barton sacked. Horses punched. Carlisle a See Barrow and Hartlepool So four points.

It could be worse. He could wear it backwards.

Someone`s put on there that they`ve heard JB`s registering himself as a player. A couple of others think it`s a great idea!

That comes from all those charge room interviews he`s had.

He looks more like an underfed bargain basement Noel Gallagher by the day,

I used to like Newcastle singing `Philippe, Philippe Albert` to the tune of Rupert The Bear.

If it stays like this Barton can say they won the second half.

I think they are allowed until they say something contravening the groupthink or don`t immediately say how much they love the s*gs and hate da shit and they are then accused of being a ted and banned forthwith.

No doubt the usual reasoned and well thought out debate. I`ll have a look later when I`m having me tea.

5 shots on target and four have gone in. Lovely

You did and less than half an hour gone. I fear for the horses of Exeter later.

4!!!! I`m looking forward to having a scan of slagchat later if this carries on!

Three and only 22 minutes gone! Let`s hope they take their foot off now, funny as a six or seven goal stuffing would be, we don`t want Barton given his cards - he`s doing too good a job.

He`s keeping it secret ready for the big reveal - maybe on Boxing Day. They`ve done brilliantly keeping the build under wraps - you`d be forgiven for thinking nothing at all was going on.

Not watched it but is he still wondering? He could stay there his whole career and never find out.

Better facilities and the clubs are in the main fairly well run. I wonder if the Joey factor might have had a bit to do with it too - there must be many, many players who can`t stand the little *****. No brainer really.

Edited for accuracy

To coin a phrase - there`s enough material there for an entire conference

They wanted it more

Thoroughly deserved

Unplayable, that`s all you can say about that!

How can anyone not love test cricket - this is gripping.

That`s what I thought, absolutely plumb! No way Kohli wasn`t reviewing it!

Perhaps not now

Exactly. Just think of the begging letters she`ll get now.