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And the other one was that Filip Morais the nutcase who used to play for Bolton. He got sent off at AG for kicking someone (Eliasson?) up in the air in front of the Lansdown in the `return of the Wilbs` night game we won 2-0.

To which any visiting Owl will agree wholeheartedly - they`d say anything to get out of being pinned in a corner by a couple of their inbred drooling halfwits.

Yep! They`d have been chuffed as nuts going in front at Sixfields when all the others were losing only to be roundly shafted come 5 o`clock. Happy days!

Was it another one who hates Joey?

Cobblers will be well up for this you would think. They can take a huge leap towards safety if they win with the games all the others have today.

I think I speak for all of us in hoping that them scabbing a win over Doncaster United last week was their `Wycombe Moment` for this season.

I notice about half way down that the BP can`t help themselves: `Wowed by the atmosphere at the mem`. When was that then? When Bristol played there? The blue few haven`t generated an atmosphere (apart from a toxic one) since about 1958.

Yeah I saw that on sagchat where they`re all creaming themselves at how big it is! Mind you, anything bigger than a portacabin must seem big to them.

Trouble is that none of the other dead men down there have particularly winnable games either: Wimbledon v Fleetwood, Burton v Swindon, Hull v Northampton, Rochdale v Ipswich and Wigan v Portsmouth. At least they ought to still be in the bottom four at 5 o`clock even if they do win.

You would be protected by the canopy though? And if anything caught fire the championship-ready sprinklers would deal with it in no time.

Don`t laugh too much but I wonder if he`d feel the same if they were top two................................................

Belters like him just can`t help themselves. Either that or they have to put some crap like that in to avoid a ban for being critical of the regime and sent away for re-education.

Well, I have to say I agree with Mr Barton here. If a keeper has got into a Formula One car and driven over an opposing forward it should definitely be a red card...............................

Fighting like rats in a sack over at slagchat, threads being locked and moderators getting slagged off nineteen to the dozen. I thought it was only other clubs who had fans who turn on each other.

It appears from the BBC match report that the Ipswich keeper should have been sent off too. Ah well, never mind.

Never apologise for updating us first hand on how shite the deluded fools from over the river are!

Double bubble! It will be fun tonight but tomorrow they`ll have had another day to reflect so their reactions will no doubt be more reasoned and well thought out as usual. Hands up anyone else who thinks it`s Saturday!

Yep. I`ll be making my normal Saturday evening visit to sagchat later when I`m having me tea. It normally cheers me up after a bad day.

2-0 to the Tractor Boys. Happy days

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I know! I`ve lived down in Devon for thirty years but if I meet someone who`s broad Bristol.....................................................

Yep. I`d be happy for Robbie Cundy to have the worst game of his life, put one in his own net and give away a couple of penalties.

Easy for them to visit when he`s banged up in Kirkham.

I bet they would `it`s not the same` they`d splutter and try and find a way to explain why it isn`t. After all, SL is a dirty tax dodger to them despite their own ramshackle collection of tents and patio chairs being owned by a company in the Channel Islands. Everyone is on the fiddle apart from the loyal and true saintly men from Horfield.

Terrific game just couldn`t quite get there. Well played Sam Curran, a lovely innings.