Lanterne Rouge

If you saw 300 of their Neanderthals walking towards the ground dragging their knuckles and grunting wouldn`t you lock the gates pretty sharpish?

Ah. The day they shared nine goals with Spurs, albeit slightly unevenly.

Eight down. another one for Jack.

Could be over today this if the rain holds off. Sri Lanka 302/7, 15 ahead.

Just been reading this spat between the two of them. Apparently being called a shithead is the worst insult you can throw at someone. Personally I can think of a lot that are worse but if you`re as obsessed as they are..............................

Gonna do my usual when my nice bit of sirloin`s cooked and pop over while I savour it. Sounds like I won`t be disappointed - I saw the goal on Soccer Saturday earlier and it looked like another joke one.

What a pleasure it has been to have TMS back rather than the shouty, advert ridden bollocks that is Talksport`s coverage. You would never have known they were all doing it via zoom if they hadn`t told you. Absolutely superb coverage as we have come to expect.

I`m a little disappointed there hasn`t been anything on the OS about his passing (unless I`ve missed it). @JerrySLO, could we get something on there do you think?

You old silly! Everyone knows it`s Wembly.

Thing is, if they had scabbed it they`d have had a chance v Argyle at the swamp and if we were to beat Millwall they`d be creaming themselves even more...................................

Never saw him play but, like a lot of our players from years gone by, I wish I had. RIP Mr Kellard

As do most of their defence from what I`ve seen.

`totaaalshijten` has been used often though.

Got it back to 2-2 and straight up the other end for 2-3! Hilarious!

It depends if you need a cup of tea making or not.

Thanks. Not got BT Sport so that explains it!

1-0 Blades. Where you watching this mate?

I don`t know if I want one now, I was thinking it would be in me arm....................................

It`s probably full of the mummified corpses of the three or four thousand s*gs that would have been at AG instead of the few hundred that actually turned up.

We could always do their jabs in a tent in the car park to make them feel at home and less anxious. And only have about three other people in there with them so it feels like they`re at the mem. It would also save us having to deep clean AG afterwards too - we could just burn the tent when all twenty of them have been vaccinated.

Whereas they scored 2 at a dump!

2-1 up now sadly

State of that pitch!

Might be worth watching Quest as it sounds like yet another Van Flapalot howler for MK`s second.

One point outside the bottom four. Tis the season to be jolly.