Lanterne Rouge

A couple of the caravans had broken down so they were stuck there for a bit. That and the club had arranged for a tarmac job to be done on the way home but they couldn`t get on site till Sunday morning.

Well, if you use that definition of strengthened then their forward line will undoubtedly be when Bodin ***** off to Oxford or somewhere for about ten quid in January.

You misheard mate. What they actually said was they can attract pubic lice.

All the best tunes were written on the khazi mate. Lennon used to swear he did his best work sat on the one round his Auntie Mimi`s.

Do you reckon it`s a bit like Glastonbury where loads leave their tents behind on site and they`re given to the homeless afterwards. If it is, at least Sinclair will have somewhere to sit down in his shop doorway.

He`s tried many times and just gets accused of being a gurt ted and threatened by their knuckle draggers.

I`m getting a sense of despondency from you lately Bert, your normal chirpiness is absent these days. Are things really getting that bad now? At least when it all does go south you can say that at least you tried to shine a light on what was going on in the face of hostility from the brainwashed ones not that that`s any consolation really.

What does he care? He`ll have had it away on his toes long before the shit hits the fan saddlebags a`bulging.

Yin and yang Bert, yin and yang. One hand washes the other.

It just proves what we already know that for them it`s all about us. They couldn`t give a shit about how dreadful their own side are and how they`re being bent over like a cheap crack whore by Wally so long as they can have a good old sing-song about the dirty teds.

And a tramp offering to wash your windscreen in return for a can of White Lightning.

Only 20 too. Ex Hereford lad. Wiki does say he`s contracted till 2020 though so would cost an arm and a leg.

Nothing wrong with having dreams mate. Sometimes they do come true.

Just seen it - not as bad as the Reading dive but pretty close!

Let`s wait and see how many turn up at the swamp to watch them v Rotherham next Saturday shall we?

It would appear that the soft Blackburn penalty today was given for a foul on a certain Dominic Samuel. Some may remember him when he played for Reading and won a penalty for them last season against us.

It would depend if they wanted chips or not.

Top man Del - once a red, always a red!

It was great on Sky when they went to Blackburn to get a report on the g*s goal only for an almighty cheer to go up during it as Blackburn got the penalty.

Love it but he may be called in for an interview with his boss on Monday!

Still one of my favourite books and movies.

But will he be able to park when he gets there?

5th and in the playoffs by five, 20 points above the bottom three. Happy days.

Always believe my friend, always believe!

We come back from 2 down to win, the g*s lose 2-1 after being 1 up and Daniel Ayala gets sent off for Boro meaning he misses next Saturday If Carlsberg did Saturdays.