Angus goes down to England to go to university. A week later his mother rings him and asks how he`s getting on.
`Och mammy it`s terrible, the students here are all mad` he says
`What do you mean son` she replies
`Well` he says `my room mate just bangs his head against the wall all the time and the fella next door shouts and curses all night`
`How do you cope with that?` Mum says.
`It`s easy` says Angus `I just sit quietly practising my bagpipes`