Lanterne Rouge

They`re obviously keeping their losing to non league opposition tradition until the second round. Preferably after a replay with them or their opponents getting Man City at home in the 3rd round.

Not for the good folk of Truro! Fortunately the ground is a fair way out of town so they can kettle the horse punching racists up there.

Colt 45 (can you still get that stuff?)

Exactly. Things like this only stirr up resentment and reinforce their blinkered view of the world. You can tell them until you`re horse but they don`t take any notice and still carry on spouting the same old pony. But hay, why should we care as I expect someone will dobb (her) in.

Threaten to refuse to allow any England matches or finals at Lord`s until they are returned to their rightful place in the cricketing hierarchy. Oh, and to exempt Middlesex from ever being relegated again in the future.

Is that middle one some sort of trophy hanging on a caravan wall somewhere up Horfield? Next to the Elvis Presley mirror and the optics screwed to the wall next to the armchair?

it will be interesting to see what that Hamer bloke comes out with after this latest incident given his rantings last week.

Could be mates with Famara - both Senegalese and maybe came down to watch him.

Angus goes down to England to go to university. A week later his mother rings him and asks how he`s getting on. `Och mammy it`s terrible, the students here are all mad` he says `What do you mean son` she replies `Well` he says `my room mate just bangs his head against the wall all the time and the fella next door shouts and curses all night` `How do you cope with that?` Mum says. `It`s easy` says Angus `I just sit quietly practising my bagpipes`

That would be some Sunday car boot sale.

I`d sooner they emulated our performance there under TC in 1982, albeit at their old ground.

The Fast Show, what a spot mate. I can only see him as Paul Whitehouse now!

Oh my days! Own up, which one of you posted this?

Won`t let me see it unless I sign up.

do tell

They interviewed that bloke they`ve just appointed to Commercial Manager or whatever and he just looked like a sixth former presenting a science project.

I agree, no point in carrying on. Once they`ve set the bar that high there`s no way we can hope to compete. I`m going to start supporting Exeter I think - I know my place.

Have a look at the first post on page 2 (don`t know how to link)

If I was looking for a club at that level to invest in Rovers would be well down the list. I`d be looking at the likes of Plymouth, Oxford, Posh or MK Dons for a start and a lot more before I got down to them.

I bet that`s what they`d do if it was us appealing.

They just can`t help themselves can they? I wonder if the one who racially abused Ellis Harrison on twitter was let back in yesterday after his one game ban.

Nice bit of racial stereotyping on that thread, some things never change.

Anyone know what time roughly we can expect to hear the outcome of the ECB stich-up tomorrow? Are any press conferences scheduled or anything?

Players today eh? It used to be porn on the players coach tv whenever I passed it back in the day.

Any whispers on this from the disabled toilet of power today @bert tann?