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COME ON YOU REDS :city: Let's do it for Bucks.

Letter from London NW8! Could it be? IT IS!!!

Right. Who's bringing the chicken this year?

Sad but most definitely true

Just ordered my ticket for Lord's and my train tickets Glostershire la la la!!

He's lost his bottle. No there it is, under the seat. BEHIND YOU!

Yes, but look at that marvellous new stadium on the left! Put up a couple of tents and it'll be just right for the Rovers' 50,000 loyal fans.

Horace still curled up in a ball - wouldn't even come out for consolation goal so I'll comment. Burnley put nine behind the ball first half and scored two from corners. They came out a bit in the second (God knows why) and we had a few chances. ONLY plus is that the Codger scored, which will be good for his confidence.

Aka greed

All over them 2 corners 2 goals. That is all.

They haven't scored yet!

Wedding anniversaries and man flu permitting, I shall be there today. 3-1 City.

Mind you, I nearly got knocked out from behind when.Klinger hit a big six over long-on, which I watched all the way. Good thing I did, because it came back off the terracing and I just got my head out of the way in time. All those years umpiring weren't wasted

Bloody typical! You wait for ages for a Big Tone joke - then nine of them come along together

Worth waiting three hours for Haven't heard yet. When's the draw?

Well, Malinga Edwards cocked that up big time

I thought that was Flatholm Syndrome. "Oh my God, I'm on an island in the Channel and I can't stand up"

Not first time around, young'un

Against their own kit, surely?

I wouldn't have thought about going there to gloat because it didn't occur to me that they'd go down. Perhaps the only team ever to be relegated with fans wearing celebratory fancy dress?

Which you won't, because he's boycotting it like the loyal Gashead that he is. Hang on, though, isn't that Lord Archer?

It clearly wanted it. You could tell by the provocative way it swished its tail

If these "Gasheads" are sponsored by the Sportsman, surely their stadium should be "The Annexe"? Just saying, like...