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You mustn't feed them milk - they're lactose intolerant I asked the man for some cheap cat food and he pointed me to pies by someone called Lindley?

In the Atyeo for the first time, where I used to stand when I was nobbut a lad. Except that they've built a stand over it. Weird to the point of being surreal Getting a decent 3G signal, which makes a change from bloody Vodafone. A bit bleak compared with the DEH, mind. PS And Horace and I are in the OTIB magazine

Discovered a through bus from Horfield to the Gate - which is nice

Would you?

Alan Garner's excellent "Red Shift" is set there, and gives that impression.

And when you follow them, you find yourself FAR OUT, MAN.

Some towns have a railway station - Crewe is a railway station with a town. Hint: try finding the WAY OUT signs on Crewe station...

No.

Would that be a reference to malleus scotorum, aka Edward I?

Wouldn't disagree with a word of that.

Only 11 points clear now

RUN! RUN FOR THE HILLS!! There's an entirely possible scenario!!!

Panic not. In Cotts we trust.

Full of tax exiles?

Could be worse. Could be Queen Charlton Queen Charlton is a small village comprising 952 acres and about 100 inhabitants, located just south west of Keynsham in the West Country. It was named after Catherine Parr who was given the manor by her husband, King Henry VIII.

As in "um, what problem?" ?

Probably still had it set to O'DRISCOLL

My ex is from Gillingham, but she had the sense to leave it. Mind you, she also... No, I'll stop there.

We could be 20 points clear of them this evening

I'm lucky enough to have a Roberts 3-band pocket radio - Dutch, I think.

Yes, but if you can get radio commentary, it's not 5 minutes behind, it doesn't keep breaking up, and it's FREE.

Have they scored yet?

Thank you, O Radiant One, from Whose Orifice the Sun Doth Shine. I'll take the afternoon off now

Makes a change from some of our managers, who seemed to consult their horoscope for team selection

Still not impossible