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Ha! you beat me to it. By an innings as well. Great result.

Not quite.........but it’s not looking good for Notts. I can’t see them recovering.

Played two, won two.......

Stopping at Pill, Parsons Street and Bemmy. Shortfall in funding supplied my the government If it all goes smoothly it could be up and running by 2022....... About bloody time to!

Excellent start to the season.

The leveller for the mighty Somerset has always been and still is the pitches at Taunton. They’re invariably batsman friendly. They did fantastically well to finish runners up last season.

Just got home.... cracking game of rugby. Very exciting at times and the Bears shoulda/coulda won with but two missed penalty attempts.......both long range and both just drifting wide......shame. One thing I really liked was the music when Bears scored ‘one step beyond, ‘baggy trousers’ and ‘it must be love’ all Madness songs. Really boosted the fans and the atmosphere. There must be FA regulations as to why football clubs don’t do something similar. Shame, it really does make a difference.

I was lucky enough to get a spare ticket from my buddy. I’ll be at the match tomorrow.....yeah!

Mr Whippy was found dead in his ice cream van. He had nuts all over his cock, raspberry drizzle over his torso and a chocolate flake sticking out of his ass. Police say he topped himself.......

Anyone who paid to see that amateur batting fiasco will feel ripped off. The Sky pundits are ripping the Windies batting to pieces.

Indeed but some diabolical batting...............

Saw my die hard Bears supporter at bowls today. Very relieved to have won against Gloucester on Friday but still grumbling about “they still can’t catch the bloody ball”.......... A glass half empty type of bloke is Rog..........

Two crap decisions unfortunately

Keep the Windies under 300 and England will have had a decent day so far.

It was easy peasy Phantom. The pitch and the venue explained the run fest. England won that at a canter.

The pitch is a batsman’s dream - flat! Add to that relatively short boundaries and you have a run fest

Trescothick

Bloke visits his GP for his annual check up, strips off and the GP noticed that his genitals were shaped like a saxophone. ” In 30 years of being a GP I’ve never seen men’s genitalia snapped like that, but I did see a woman recently whose gentitals were shaped like a mouth organ. ”that’ll be our Monica”. the bloke replied..............

Hmmm......his insults must have been more offensive than we first thought.

He’s the quickest we have - regularly over 90 mph but as you say injuries mostly his ankles have been a real problem. In fact bumble has mentioned Woods fitness three times already...

Yeah - Nasser explained that on commentary - he had to check the law tho.........

Stokes is c&b and leaves the pitch. The delivery is reviewed - it’s a tight no ball. Stokes is recalled........I’ve never seen a player recalled like that before!

Like England India are stronger at home than overseas - most of the time anyway. That said as an Englishman I revel in seeing the Aussies struggle.............

Which channel is the BBL on? found it! BT 3

First son “ Dad, I’m gay”. Dad to second son “and what about you?” Second son “I’m gay as well” Dad “Bloody hell! Doesn’t anyone like having sex with women?” ” I do” says the daughter....